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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14543842 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141495 on: January 02, 2019, 02:27:04 pm »

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I desperately hope not... My problem is that I've been shit at getting my stuff together and finding somewhere else to live, so I've cowed myself to keep things in line around here so she doesn't kick me out on the streets.

The plan is to get away from her and from here as soon as possible, but the logistics of actually doing that and not ending up in a worse situation have been difficult to organize. I'm not a particularly capable person, especially not with complicated and bureaucratic affairs like moving...

So the secondary plan is to try and keep my head down and steady until I'm strong enough to actually get out.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141496 on: January 02, 2019, 02:39:09 pm »

Come on, Kagus, old chap. What better new year's resolution than getting this shit in order? You're wasting yours and hers youth (what's left of it, anyway).
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« Reply #141497 on: January 02, 2019, 08:58:10 pm »

So, I guess grumpy cat is getting a movie at some point...

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141498 on: January 02, 2019, 09:06:45 pm »

Move out, move in with other dudes for roommate, have no romantic relationship.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141499 on: January 02, 2019, 09:11:42 pm »

So, I guess grumpy cat is getting a movie at some point...

I wonder if the real grumpy cat is dead of old age by now.
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« Reply #141500 on: January 02, 2019, 09:19:39 pm »

According to wikipedia, he isn't, which makes sense as he was born in 2012
Another wtf, you ever notice how English teachers, at least where I live, say "use a comma when you want to indicate a pause" but also "only use a comma at these specific points" as if those two things are compatible

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« Reply #141501 on: January 02, 2019, 09:28:34 pm »

So, I guess grumpy cat is getting a movie at some point...

At some point in the past, you mean. Already exists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumpy_Cat%27s_Worst_Christmas_Ever

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The A.V. Club and Entertainment Weekly both panned the film, and The A.V. Club called it "the largest turd in [Lifetime's] crap crown of original programming...so unforgiving, so psychologically trying, that the process alone leaves the viewer straining to hear the dialogue over the sound of the soul being crushed wholesale, bone and sinew wrenched apart at the joint."
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« Reply #141502 on: January 02, 2019, 10:16:01 pm »

Holy shit, I just inhaled a bunch of the hand sanitizer at my employment agency and just about fukken fell over.
I want to know where they get this stuff!

Feels like a bit of a non sequitur given that no one in that conversation said anything about the game was bad. Just about the lack of taunting in online mode (which one person said they disagreed with).
I was simply giving my own opinion of it, based on the info I'd gleaned from that discussion. Also I heard apparently Waluigi isn't in it? What gives?! Oh, and they added a new Animal Crossing character but skipped over Rover, Nook, KK, Resetti and everyone in favour of that annoying (literal) bitch who made me a reluctant, horrifically unqualified mayor when all I wanted to do was chill and torment the wildlife in the tranquil new town I'd moved to. Damnit, Nintendo, you used to be cool. Or at least passable.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141503 on: January 02, 2019, 10:27:41 pm »

heard you was talking shit about my girl Isabelle

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« Reply #141504 on: January 03, 2019, 12:59:15 am »

According to wikipedia, he isn't, which makes sense as he was born in 2012

Wait what.
Could have sworn that meme dated back to the 2000s.
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« Reply #141505 on: January 03, 2019, 01:10:09 am »

Apparently Grumpy Cat's appearance is due to her being a Dwarf Cat. I wonder if she needs alcohol to get through the working day?

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« Reply #141506 on: January 03, 2019, 01:21:24 am »

According to wikipedia, he isn't, which makes sense as he was born in 2012
Another wtf, you ever notice how English teachers, at least where I live, say "use a comma when you want to indicate a pause" but also "only use a comma at these specific points" as if those two things are compatible

That's "formal rule" versus "informal rule of thumb". Commas are only supposed to be used in specific ways, but those overlap so much with "there should be a short pause here" that following the pause rule will mean you get it right 90% of the time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141507 on: January 03, 2019, 01:26:59 am »

According to wikipedia, he isn't, which makes sense as he was born in 2012
Another wtf, you ever notice how English teachers, at least where I live, say "use a comma when you want to indicate a pause" but also "only use a comma at these specific points" as if those two things are compatible

That's "formal rule" versus "informal rule of thumb". Commas are only supposed to be used in specific ways, but those overlap so much with "there should be a short pause here" that following the pause rule will mean you get it right 90% of the time.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141508 on: January 03, 2019, 02:47:07 am »

According to wikipedia, he isn't, which makes sense as he was born in 2012
Another wtf, you ever notice how English teachers, at least where I live, say "use a comma when you want to indicate a pause" but also "only use a comma at these specific points" as if those two things are compatible

That's "formal rule" versus "informal rule of thumb". Commas are only supposed to be used in specific ways, but those overlap so much with "there should be a short pause here" that following the pause rule will mean you get it right 90% of the time.

The purpose of a comma is to indicate a short pause. If the natural way to say something includes a pause but the rules say you're not allowed to use a comma, that just means that the rules are wrong.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #141509 on: January 03, 2019, 02:54:37 am »

That is why the informal rule is usually enough. There are a few obscure or debated uses of a comma, but those are rare in general use.
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