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[Arx]

I was going to kill a mosquito, but the keening of its wings reminded me of the cry of a small child and I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm turning into even more of a mosquito tolerator, help

[bloop_bleep]

I had a massive bloody nose last night. I bled through three toilet paper nose plugs, and also bled enough into the toilet to turn the water dark red and stain the edges around the water.

I think it's just my disappointment in the USA leaking out my fucking face.

Maybe drink some a lot of water?

[Doomblade187]

I had a massive bloody nose last night. I bled through three toilet paper nose plugs, and also bled enough into the toilet to turn the water dark red and stain the edges around the water.

I think it's just my disappointment in the USA leaking out my fucking face.

If the bleeding keeps up today, you should see zn urgent care.

[LordBaal]

Hans this has been happening to you since a few days ago right? You should get it checked!

[Teneb]

I had a massive bloody nose last night. I bled through three toilet paper nose plugs, and also bled enough into the toilet to turn the water dark red and stain the edges around the water.

I think it's just my disappointment in the USA leaking out my fucking face.

If the bleeding keeps up today, you should see zn urgent care.

I am rather positive he lives in amerikanistan and cannot afford the extorsion barring the way to proper medical care.

[bloop_bleep]

I would personally cough up a few hundred dollars eventually rather than risk the indignity of bleeding to death through my nose.

[Kagus]

Didn't Attila die from a nosebleed? I mean, that's some pretty snazzy company.

[Teneb]

Didn't Attila die from a nosebleed? I mean, that's some pretty snazzy company.

He was asleep when it happened, so more like he had a nosebleed and choked on it.

[LordBaal]

It seems he was heavily inebriated at the moment.

Quick, Hans, how many beers have you had? And how many villages have you ravaged with your riders horde?

[Kagus]

It seems he was heavily inebriated at the moment.

Quick, Hans, how many beers have you had? And how many villages have you ravaged with your riders horde?

More importantly, when did you last talk with the pope?

[Hanslanda]

Hans this has been happening to you since a few days ago right? You should get it checked!

I would but...

I had a massive bloody nose last night. I bled through three toilet paper nose plugs, and also bled enough into the toilet to turn the water dark red and stain the edges around the water.

I think it's just my disappointment in the USA leaking out my fucking face.

If the bleeding keeps up today, you should see zn urgent care.

I am rather positive he lives in amerikanistan and cannot afford the extorsion barring the way to proper medical care.

This! Pay 1000$ and get told drink more fluids!

It seems he was heavily inebriated at the moment.

Quick, Hans, how many beers have you had? And how many villages have you ravaged with your riders horde?

... I drink heavily every day. Like 5+ beers and 10~ shots. Maybe I'll choke on my own blood. That'd be peaceful.

Also I rarely ravage villages with my horde of riders.

I would personally cough up a few hundred dollars eventually rather than risk the indignity of bleeding to death through my nose.

You say indignity, I say dying in my sleep sounds awesome.

[Rolan7]

You just need to cough the alcohol into your nose, it'll cauterize the bleeding!  Or pass directly into your bloodstream, either or.
(be well)

[Kagus]

I thought alcohol was a vasodilator? If that's the case then it should make the bleeding even worse.

[bloop_bleep]

I thought alcohol was a vasodilator? If that's the case then it should make the bleeding even worse.

Not if you burn it within your nose, thus cauterizing the wound.

[Dunamisdeos]

I thought alcohol was a vasodilator? If that's the case then it should make the bleeding even worse.

Not if you burn it within your nose, thus cauterizing the wound.

*Calculator sounds*

This says you should just snort some flaming bourbon for maximum efficiency.