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[bloop_bleep]

I recall research has shown that mice specifically avoid mating with other mice that smell too closely related to them (proved by breaking the mouses' sense of smell; they immediately started fucking their siblings from the sound of things.)

Humans have this too. We like the smell of people who are genetically different from us. Or so I heard.

[Eric Blank]

Boy howdy do i love drinking liquid fetuses

Straight from the source, too.

Humans have this too. We like the smell of people who are genetically different from us. Or so I heard.

I know for a fact my relatives all stink. But i figured it was a personal hygiene issue.

[highmax28]

I found the old thread I had my first experience as DUngeon Master for D&D when I went looking for names of characters I used before. Equally cringe worthy as it was a nice trip down memory lane

Who would’ve thought I would make everyone believe a guy crit failed going to the bathroom?

[Kagus]

I mean, I remember a short snippet where a fellow rolled to undo his fly... And failed.

Kinda brought it on himself though.

[Rolan7]

I've been walking my housemate's dog, and he recently offered me a bag of treats to offer if the dog plants his legs.
Firstly, that hasn't happened for me for a while.  It's pretty much only when I need to move like 5 ft for a pokestop, and the dog is like "nah fuck u" and I have a 30 second staring contest with him until he agrees to take the tiny detour.
But mostly, that's like the definition of a bad precedent...

It's mostly silly, but also worries me a bit since my housemate usually doesn't bother to use the leash.  Whereas I always do.  The dog is a tiny chihuahua-terrier, but he often ignores verbal commands and is super interested in other dogs.  It's a safety measure.  But my housemate is convinced that the dog listens, which is just untrue even for him.  Unreliable at best.

[ChairmanPoo]

My father is convinced our old dog understands everything we say (mind you: she understands way more than most people not used to dogs, and some people who ARE used to dogs, would generally assume. But it´s still a far call from *everything*).  BUT when she disobeys (which she does a lot, and always has done a lot), NOW he´s seriously blaming that her hearing is not what it used to be.

[TD1]

I found the old thread I had my first experience as DUngeon Master for D&D when I went looking for names of characters I used before. Equally cringe worthy as it was a nice trip down memory lane

Who would’ve thought I would make everyone believe a guy crit failed going to the bathroom?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Also, I'd like to keep my pants thanks.

[Kagus]

Gaming WTF: Was playing RDR2, and decided to try out some saloon poker since it was nearly a full table.

The first couple rounds were fine enough, but what followed was a period of complete slaughter where I ended up hemorrhaging money and continuously buying back in in an attempt to at least win enough back to break even.

Players came and went. Time passed ( the entire match from start to finish ended up being three ingame days). But still, Alvin in his yellow shirt just sat there and ate more and more of the table's money. A black hole in human form.

Finally I managed to get a good hand and got back almost $15 of my spent cash, but Ol' Alvin was still sitting pretty on a good $13 bank (he had over $25 at one point)... I had recovered my honor, but now I was greedy for both cash and revenge.

Finally, Alvin left the table and called it a night, nearly $14 in his pocket... And I got up and followed him.

The plan was to hang back a bit, tail him until he left town, and then put on a mask and mug him. I stayed a distance away, and picked up the trail of his horse to keep up.

Eventually he mounted a hill on the outskirts of town, and I got ready for the strike... I put on my mask, charged up the hill after his trail, and... found his horse. Just standing there. He was nowhere to be seen.

I checked around, and nope... no people there. No people tracks either. I decided to check his saddlebags, and got a hoof in my gut for the trouble. I tried bribing his horse with calming words and neck pats, but the horse remained a stalwart defender of the man's satchel. Irritated, I drew my sawn-off and popped a slug into his equine brain. The threat dealt with, I rummaged through the sack and found two dollars.

Those damn ethereal poker kings and their blasted teleportation abilities!

[Egan_BW]

Sounds like you got japed by a trickster god. Or maybe the devil.

[A Thing]

Sounds like you got japed by a trickster god. Or maybe the devil.

And lo! did Arthur Morgan poker battle with the Devil for three days

[Hanslanda]

I got told earlier that atheists and nonbelievers are "intellectually inferior".

Well.

[bloop_bleep]

I got told earlier that atheists and nonbelievers are "intellectually inferior".

Well.

But apparently satanists can beat just about anyone at saloon poker, so they’re a tier above the rest.

[A Thing]

I got told earlier that atheists and nonbelievers are "intellectually inferior".

Well.

Damn, looks like we need to revise our opinions on Stephen Hawking.

[TD1]

And....

A great many smarty pants.

[hector13]

I got told earlier that atheists and nonbelievers are "intellectually inferior".

Well.

Ah *heathen high-five*

*misses*