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[JoshuaFH]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

[AzyWng]

The mention of difficult-to-open packaging reminds me of something that happened the other day. My dad likes to build things, and one of the tools he uses sometimes - a utility knife - needed to be replaced.

The knife we bought came with a piece of card stock that had a part labeled “tear to open”.

Problem was, it took me pulling at the cardstock while dad held the knife to tear it open.

Seems like a wonderful design choice to me.

[Hanslanda]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

[ChairmanPoo]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

yeah, you can badmouth broccoli, but clearly you're not exactly good at the apex predator thing either.

[Dunamisdeos]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

That just means Sun Tzu would be proud of broccoli. Now is it's time to strike.

[Trekkin]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

Precisely as the broccoli ninja intend.

[GPeter]

Something happened to me last night that made me have one of the biggest What the fuck of my life.

So it was a town holiday, no work and all. There was a party and a couple of my friends were going, including the girl I had a crush on, so I thought. Why not?

At the party, until 21:00pm it was Open Bar. I had 1 drink, then another, then I stopped and got some water, can't go blackout drunk because I work tomorrow... 30 minutes later I wake up at the hospital.

I even tried going to work, just to vomit on my office's trash can. My boss gave me a day out... God I love this job!

[Ultimuh]

Yesterday morning, there was apparently a murder in a local grocery store that I often frequent.
I read about it in the newspaper today, and despite the newspaper not going into any details of how the victim was killed, there's rumors going around has it that the man was apparently stabbed to death.

So yeah, that was my WTF moment for today.

[Hanslanda]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

yeah, you can badmouth broccoli, but clearly you're not exactly good at the apex predator thing either.

*ponders the potentially tens of thousands of pounds of cow, pig, chicken, deer, bison, sheep/goats, alligator, fish, duck, and the one time he had bear*

I suspect I'm doing just fine on the apex predator thing mate. My diet includes apex predators.

[pikachu17]

I once cut myself with an orange.

[Teneb]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

yeah, you can badmouth broccoli, but clearly you're not exactly good at the apex predator thing either.

*ponders the potentially tens of thousands of pounds of cow, pig, chicken, deer, bison, sheep/goats, alligator, fish, duck, and the one time he had bear*

I suspect I'm doing just fine on the apex predator thing mate. My diet includes apex predators.

I'm sorry but you can't be an apex predator if you a broccoli is your predator.

[pikachu17]

Hey, a lion can be injured by a wildebeest and still be an apex predator.

[scourge728]

I once cut myself with an orange.

An orange makes broccoli look like a monoatomic blade...

[ChairmanPoo]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

yeah, you can badmouth broccoli, but clearly you're not exactly good at the apex predator thing either.

*ponders the potentially tens of thousands of pounds of cow, pig, chicken, deer, bison, sheep/goats, alligator, fish, duck, and the one time he had bear*

I suspect I'm doing just fine on the apex predator thing mate. My diet includes apex predators.

I'm sorry but you can't be an apex predator if you a broccoli is your predator.

I mean it's clear that humans in principle can be apex predators. It's just that him, in particulae, is no good at it and in the jungle would fall prey to the first moderatedly angry squirrel he stumbled upon...

[scriver]

If something tries to eat you, then of course you fight back!

Broccoli is not exactly well known for its defensive prowess and tactical acumen.

Do not go gently into that good mouth
Rage, rage, rage against the dying of the sprout