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[Kagus]

Oh wait the house is messy?
Yeah draw the blinds and mute the TV. If they wanted to see you they would have called ahead.

It's a standing order that you need to give us 24 hours warning before visiting, otherwise we're not letting you in to see our dust and dog hair collection.

At least we don't have a fisheye peephole, sometimes you can tell if someone is inside by looking at the light in the outside lens...

[Tack]

We don’t... how one would say... ‘close our door’
Then again we live in a delapidated house which was once nice enough that it’s an acceptable hit to the property values of the vaguely upper-middle class area.

.... so is it weird to break the cement pavement outside my house and pretend a tree did it so that I can make a water runoff?

[Steelmagic]

Starbreeze Studios, owner of Overkill, who developed the Payday games, has evidently been raided by police for suspicions of insider trading, with one person arrested and some computers taken. They've had a pretty bad run lately, I think, with the CEO stepping down just a few days ago, and Overkill's The Walking Dead being received fairly poorly and commercially just kind of failing last month. It just amazes me how bad things seem to have turned for them, fairly quickly.

Starbreeze is in a pickle.

[Kagus]

It's because of that fucking drill, isn't it?

[scriver]

What does my penis have to do with it?

[Teneb]

What does my penis have to do with it?

It keeps breaking down

[Tack]

I got the perk where I smack it and it starts up again.

[scriver]

Hey my doctor says that's nothing to worry about at my age, and the mechanic was so impressed by the shape it was in at last checkup that he wanted to take it for a test run!

[Teneb]

My white belt has a mystery brown mark on it that seems to resist EVERYTHING. Bleach included.

If at the grading the senseis pick up on it, there's not really a whole lot I can do. I'll just try to present the belt with it facing downwards.

Stains happen. I always thought it was silly to have the belts be pristine in fighting sports.

[Rowanas]

My white belt has a mystery brown mark on it that seems to resist EVERYTHING. Bleach included.

If at the grading the senseis pick up on it, there's not really a whole lot I can do. I'll just try to present the belt with it facing downwards.

Stains happen. I always thought it was silly to have the belts be pristine in fighting sports.

It's fine because they are combat as sport, not combat as anything else (where it would be fine. Ever seen a reenactor in pristine clothing?)

[Gentlefish]

My white belt has a mystery brown mark on it that seems to resist EVERYTHING. Bleach included.

If at the grading the senseis pick up on it, there's not really a whole lot I can do. I'll just try to present the belt with it facing downwards.

Sounds like blood tbh. It's a real pain in the ass to get blood stains out.

[Rowanas]

My white belt has a mystery brown mark on it that seems to resist EVERYTHING. Bleach included.

If at the grading the senseis pick up on it, there's not really a whole lot I can do. I'll just try to present the belt with it facing downwards.

Sounds like blood tbh. It's a real pain in the ass to get blood stains out.

But really easy to cover it all up in a veritable sea of blood.

[Hanslanda]

My white belt has a mystery brown mark on it that seems to resist EVERYTHING. Bleach included.

If at the grading the senseis pick up on it, there's not really a whole lot I can do. I'll just try to present the belt with it facing downwards.

HAVE YOU TRIED OXI-CLEAN?

[scourge728]

My white belt has a mystery brown mark on it that seems to resist EVERYTHING. Bleach included.

If at the grading the senseis pick up on it, there's not really a whole lot I can do. I'll just try to present the belt with it facing downwards.

HAVE YOU TRIED OXI-CLEAN?

Of Course! The Solution was Flex Tape!

[TD1]

Have you tried praying to our lord god cthulu?