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[Imic]

"We are registering an exponentially growing cloud of debris captain. Analyzing...  Composition is predominantly organic polymers, with traces of metallic compounds. Minimal energy readings.  Refining scan--...  Captain, it appears to be raining tickle-me-elmos, stuffed teddy bears, barbie dolls, action figures, and ... socks...  all across the tristate area.  How shall we proceed?"

"Destroy them! Not only they may be packed with terrorist explosives, the flood of free toys will ruin our market economy in this hour of great sales! By God, think of the investors!"

Not the investors!

[Dunamisdeos]

"We are registering an exponentially growing cloud of debris captain. Analyzing...  Composition is predominantly organic polymers, with traces of metallic compounds. Minimal energy readings.  Refining scan--...  Captain, it appears to be raining tickle-me-elmos, stuffed teddy bears, barbie dolls, action figures, and ... socks...  all across the tristate area.  How shall we proceed?"

"Destroy them! Not only they may be packed with terrorist explosives, the flood of free toys will ruin our market economy in this hour of great sales! By God, think of the investors!"

Not the investors!

"Destroy.. *bbzzzt* ..they... ....terrorist ... *bzzzt* ruin our market economy *bzzt* ....the investors!"

Welp, you heard the man.

[Eric Blank]

Getting real fucking tired of being ignored when im talking to people. It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening. And then theres the asshole customer, i gotta yell at them that they cant take liquor into the casino gaming area, they pretend they dont hear me. Im gonna knock a fuckers teeth out.

[Il Palazzo]

Getting real fucking tired of being ignored when im talking to people. It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening.

So, I was saying. Hans, you've sold your soul to the Devil now, harharhar.

[Dunamisdeos]

Getting real fucking tired of being ignored when im talking to people. It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening.

So, I was saying. Hans, you've sold your soul to the Devil now, harharhar.

Can I bring liquor into my office? Asking for a friend.

[Doomblade187]

Getting real fucking tired of being ignored when im talking to people. It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening. And then theres the asshole customer, i gotta yell at them that they cant take liquor into the casino gaming area, they pretend they dont hear me. Im gonna knock a fuckers teeth out.

You work in a casino?

[Lord Shonus]

It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening. And then theres the asshole customer, i gotta yell at them that they cant take liquor into the casino gaming area, they pretend they dont hear me. Im gonna knock a fuckers teeth out.

I get that feeling whenever I have to spend 10 minutes explaining that no, you can't smoke inside this casino. Yes, you can smoke in casinos in Detroit, but this is not Detroit, and Ohio does not have a casino exemption to the smoking ban. If you want to smoke and gamble, there are machines on the abomination large "outside" smoking deck.

[Hanslanda]

Getting real fucking tired of being ignored when im talking to people. It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening.

So, I was saying. Hans, you've sold your soul to the Devil now, harharhar.

Me and the Devil are quite well acquainted already, thanks. In fact, I prefer him over any other malevolent, powerful, non-human eldritch abomination seeking human prayer.

[Loud Whispers]

Me and the Devil are quite well acquainted already, thanks. In fact, I prefer him over any other malevolent, powerful, non-human eldritch abomination seeking human prayer.

-'yo fam eat this fruit it's good for you sssssssss'
t. the most evil thing apparently

[Cathar]

Getting real fucking tired of being ignored when im talking to people. It doesnt matter where, or who, it just seems like no matter what if im saying something, nobody's fucking listening. And then theres the asshole customer, i gotta yell at them that they cant take liquor into the casino gaming area, they pretend they dont hear me. Im gonna knock a fuckers teeth out.

You have no idea how happy I am not to be in direct contact with customers for that very reason. I saw clients like that while waiting in line at the grocery store, asking for something to the chinese shopkeeper, whose french is not that great. Dude took time to understand, tried to explain that what she was asking for was not a service they provided (refilling ecig I think). That chick waited ten second and just repeated herself in a angry tone. I'd have lost my shit

[Egan_BW]

So, I was saying. Hans, you've sold your soul to the Devil now, harharhar.

Me and the Devil are quite well acquainted already, thanks. In fact, I prefer him over any other malevolent, powerful, non-human eldritch abomination seeking human prayer.

Nyars is way cuter though.

[Hanslanda]

So, I was saying. Hans, you've sold your soul to the Devil now, harharhar.

Me and the Devil are quite well acquainted already, thanks. In fact, I prefer him over any other malevolent, powerful, non-human eldritch abomination seeking human prayer.

Nyars is way cuter though.

My son's name actually shares the same etymological roots as Lucifer's name.

His name is Lucius, Latin for The Light or The Brightness.

Me and the Devil are quite well acquainted already, thanks. In fact, I prefer him over any other malevolent, powerful, non-human eldritch abomination seeking human prayer.

-'yo fam eat this fruit it's good for you sssssssss'
t. the most evil thing apparently

"It'll totes let you realize how fucking pure psychotic evil God is."

[hector13]

So, just how far does this “created in God’s image” thing go? Just a superficial thing, or, like, proper deep?

[wierd]

Never explained fully, however, my personal interpretation is that humans are "in his image" in a metaphysical way, Not a literal physical way.

EG, humans are thinking beings, capable of acts of novel creation.

[Greiger]

"You thought I created you in my image?  The scribe must have been taking some liberties behind my back.  I made chickens in my image.  Yea I see that shocked expression on all your faces, so I guess I don't have to explain this next bit of bad news..."