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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14559807 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140175 on: November 18, 2018, 04:45:28 am »

Do kids today who only know of the female body as a mimetic anime or oversexualized body find the real thing disgusting?
Breaking news: Millenials kill the Woman industry.

Also; no. This is why we have hormones. As a teenager I remember having a particularly saucy dream wherein I made sweet, sweet love to a rock, because it happened to have a vaguely serviceable crevice. This was after I'd discovered pornography, mind, and not even the nice kind of porn.

As for nature's eternal sense of humor in zoning the sewage system through the recreational area, it's an understood but purposefully ignored fact, like seeing your own nose or how you greet most people by firmly grasping their wanking hand.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140176 on: November 18, 2018, 06:22:11 am »

I’m a bit more worried about the perpetuation of certain... trends in the rapidly globalising porn industry. Especially with one specific shape of genitalia being acceptable and all others being buried. Kids nowadays are likely to yeah, be confused by the multiple shapes of humanity.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140177 on: November 18, 2018, 06:37:01 am »

I’m a bit more worried about the perpetuation of certain... trends in the rapidly globalising porn industry. Especially with one specific shape of genitalia being acceptable and all others being buried. Kids nowadays are likely to yeah, be confused by the multiple shapes of humanity.
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You may not like it, but this is what peak pornography looks like.

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« Reply #140178 on: November 18, 2018, 06:47:19 am »

No, that is the body of a GODDESS.

:D

We cannot measure mere human beauty by the divine! :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140179 on: November 18, 2018, 07:12:45 am »

Humans have always touted certain idealized forms over other.

As an aesthete I just find whatever I find beautiful, beautiful. I don't really care that it's realistic. I just don't expect people to measure up to them. It's terrible for those in industries where their bodies have to be appealing, but I believe that'd be mitigated somewhat by the fact that people will find that their tastes actually differ and can be quite diverse if they explored more.

But I don't really buy into the body positivity idea that your body looks good, no matter what. Your body looks like what it is. Sometimes it fit in with the standards of others. Sometimes it doesn't.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140180 on: November 18, 2018, 07:16:25 am »

I’m a bit more worried about the perpetuation of certain... trends in the rapidly globalising porn industry. Especially with one specific shape of genitalia being acceptable and all others being buried. Kids nowadays are likely to yeah, be confused by the multiple shapes of humanity.
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You may not like it, but this is what peak pornography looks like.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140181 on: November 18, 2018, 07:19:36 am »

Hrm. I'm guessing... Frey?
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« Reply #140182 on: November 18, 2018, 07:32:01 am »

Or, as he would be known in a more relatable translation of his name to modern English, Seed ;)
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« Reply #140183 on: November 18, 2018, 07:45:44 am »

Yea. Really, it was the penis that gave him away.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140184 on: November 18, 2018, 08:42:19 am »

On a completely different note, I’m rapidly getting disillusioned with Australia’s holiday traditions- that being the imported traditions from the US and England. On an objective level, the Halloween/thanksgiving/christmas trilogy involves a whole bunch of feasting, charity, feasting, decorations, sales, and most importantly calories.

Turns out, those are all amazing things IN WINTER. Depression is absolutely seasonal, and maybe getting some presents or being around horrible family is one step towards mitigating it. Shelters and kitchens get massive influxes of volunteers in a season where the homeless are most at risk of freezing to death.
And oh my god the food. Has anyone tried demolishing a turkey in 100° heat? Hint: your post-thanksgiving nap includes heatstroke.

It’s just boggling that we try to fit all of these traditions in a season where everyone habitually has to look their fittest because whaddya know, summer usually involves swimming. It is not a good time to pack on the food because you’re in the lean months now and fat is warming.

Thankfully we don’t have all three, but boy is it looking like it’ll only be a matter of time.
Meanwhile, you know what we celebrate in June? taxes. Whose freaking idea was this?
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« Reply #140185 on: November 18, 2018, 08:49:33 am »

Thanksgiving and Halloween have even made it to Norway, including the complete batshittery that is Black Friday. Granted, it's definitely cold and dreary during that time of year here (or at least it usually is... It's been remarkably warm this fall), but we have no real relationship to those holidays. I don't think anyone gets Thanksgiving off though, so there's that...

Still get 3-4 days of Christmas though.

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« Reply #140186 on: November 18, 2018, 09:06:39 am »

3-4 days? You mean holiday or “hey guys it’s Christmas” everywhere?
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« Reply #140187 on: November 18, 2018, 09:20:22 am »

3-4 days? You mean holiday or “hey guys it’s Christmas” everywhere?
Eve, Day, and Boxing Day are all official holidays. Some people can finagle their way into getting "Little Christmas Eve", December 23rd, off as well.

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« Reply #140188 on: November 18, 2018, 09:33:27 am »

What kind of spaz celebrates Thanksgiving in Australia?! ???
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« Reply #140189 on: November 18, 2018, 09:35:11 am »

What kind of spaz celebrates Thanksgiving in Australia?! ???
The hungry kind.
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