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[WealthyRadish]

Experience suggests that latin american telenovelas are like crack cocaine for older mothers. You're a better son than I am for actually trying it, I just headed that shit off at the pass the moment I saw it creeping into conversations with my own mother.

[Tack]

I dunno it could be powered my Murphy's law. Maybe it only drips for ever if you actually plan to wear it.

[pisskop]

"Oh for some reason I remember my sink is leaky and my cat will soon piss on the rug."

[scriver]

Apparently Microsoft bought Obsidian.

[Tack]

I mean Obsidian didn’t have the budget for anything cool as a freelance company.
This however means they likely won’t get to continue their streak at making great spinoffs of good IP’s.

They were previously working on Unspecified RPG, and Microsoft announced thry’ll now be the publisher

[Gentlefish]

I hope all Microsoft does is give them a budget and tell them to have fun. Obsidian will basically print money for Microsoft after an initial investment if left to their own devices.

[Jopax]

The live action Pokemon movie looks like it won't suck donkey dick, what is this even :O

[AzyWng]

I hope all Microsoft does is give them a budget and tell them to have fun. Obsidian will basically print money for Microsoft after an initial investment if left to their own devices.

It's good to know people can still be optimistic even in these dark times.

Considering the kinds of things big-name publishers are doing (Mass Effect Androids, Destiny 2 bored to bother buying the fairly expensive DLC, Call of Duty WWII action flick The Game), however, I'm not nearly as hopeful as you are.

[Eric Blank]

I hope all Microsoft does is give them a budget and tell them to have fun. Obsidian will basically print money for Microsoft after an initial investment if left to their own devices.

But that would never happen. Corporate executives have to stick their fingers in everything or they arent happy.

[Dunamisdeos]

1) DM'ing a one-off DnD game
2) PC's go off to find a missing adventurer
3) Find adventurer, dead. Lost a fight to fire elementals.
3) Vow to take his body home to town for proper burial. Good guy stuff.
4) Notice a door they missed previously.
5) PC carrying body flings body into room to check for traps.
6) No traps.
7) Push button under pedestal
8 ) Floor directly underneath the body spirals inward to reveal a very tall secret spiral staircase.
9) *bump* *bump bump bump* *bump bump bump bump bump* *CRASH*
10) Body is now burned and also very smashed
11) Body is used to check for further traps. Get's impaled by flying spears.
12) Strip body and wrap in wolf pelts from previous encounter to hide damage.
13) Planned story is that he was attack by fire-wizard wolves wielding spears. Dressed in wolf furs out of respect.

[JoshuaFH]

The live action Pokemon movie looks like it won't suck donkey dick, what is this even :O

WTF? Detective Pikachu wasn't even that good of a game! And They STILL didn't get Danny Davito!

When I buy my ticket to watch it, I'm doing so with only the GREATEST RELUCTANCE.

[Kagus]

But that would never happen. Corporate executives have to stick their fingers in everything or they arent happy.

Oh, so we're calling them "fingers" now, eh? Okay.

3) Find adventurer, dead. Lost a fight to fire elementals.
3) Vow to take his body home to town for proper burial. Good guy stuff.

Why bother with a burial when he's already had a cremation?

The live action Pokemon movie looks like it won't suck donkey dick, what is this even :O

This still has incredible potential to vacuum all manner of genitalia. Do not be hasty, check your optimism before you get dropped. -imism.

[Dunamisdeos]

3) Find adventurer, dead. Lost a fight to fire elementals.
3) Vow to take his body home to town for proper burial. Good guy stuff.

Why bother with a burial when he's already had a cremation?

He actually got injured and then wscaped to a place where the fire elementals couldn't reach him and died.

So he was mostly intact. At first. Initially.

[Gentlefish]

Dude so long it opens the path to gritty realistic pokemon I"ll be happy.

[Eric Blank]

13) Planned story is that he was attack by fire-wizard wolves wielding spears. Dressed in wolf furs out of respect.

Why bother hiding the facts? As an adventurer, its what he would have wanted. Just bury him with his share of the loot.