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[Redjive_Industries]

As an American I am mildly offended. Not because most of what you say isn't true, I am offended because this, in fact, occurred in Toronto, which to the best of my knowledge is not part of America (yet. Tremble in fear, Northern France-Britain. Your time will come soon enough.)

Oh! Ha! Confirming sterotypes left and right here.

To be fair I was actually under the impression that it took place within the US, I only read half an article about it .

No longer relevant, but I would like to specify that 'most of what you say isn't true' was meant to mean that most of what you said IS true, and therefore I am not offended by it.

[hector13]

And it's not like change or endings are an uncommon thing.

An example being how I used to think that love was only true in fairytales.

But then I saw her face.

Well, I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.

Fetch the hammerer.

[TD1]

Traditionally, that bit comes after you fall in love.

[Il Palazzo]

Traditionally, that bit comes after you fall in love.

I don't know. I tend to fall in love after I get hammered.

[Tack]

I get hammered, I fall in love, I get hammered again. Turns out there wasn’t enough rock in my sceptre.

[misko27]

I fall in love all the time, hammered or no. Now if someone would just return it once in a while I'd be grand.  ( )

[JoshuaFH]

Falling in love is like falling in a pool. If your clothes are off, that's great. If they're on, it's ok. If you have any valuables on you, you might have a problem.

...

I've never fallen in love and I think I'm probably immune at this point.

[TD1]

I've not fallen in love, though I have been attracted to those whom I logically acknowledge to be unsuitable.

[Kagus]

Falling in love is like falling in a pool. If your clothes are off, that's great. If they're on, it's ok. If you have any valuables on you, you might have a problem.

Wear floaties at all times, got it!


I think the best analogy I've heard has been "Love is like a fart... If you have to force it; it's probably shit".

[hector13]

You might just be constipated though.

[LordBaal]

Turns out I wasn't being being hunted by government agents, it was a guy asking for a medieval 2 submod I made like 6 years ago asking if I was that lord baal. I told my friend to deny it anyway, only a few people know my real identity.

The wtf part is for the politician (a council member of the capital that got nabbed by our version of the NSA the moment he arrived to the airport from USA after denouncing multiple crimes of our government.

First they denied having ever apprehended him, even when it was a very public affair, then they said yeah, we have them but he committed suicide by jumping from a 10th story bathroom window... Oh the body will be cremated immediately and we won't let anyone see it before and the autopsy will be done by us.

It's all very suspicious at the very least. What happened is obvious.

[GiglameshDespair]

Today I saw christmas tree flavour crisps.

Spoiler: But why? (click to show/hide)

[Caz]

Today I saw christmas tree flavour crisps.

Spoiler: But why? (click to show/hide)

And I thought the light was beyond us when tesco came out with cheese and onion-flavoured doughnuts.

edit: and a turkey and stuffing-flavour version too, apparently.

[scriver]

Today I saw christmas tree flavour crisps.

Spoiler: But why? (click to show/hide)

You bought them, right?

[GiglameshDespair]

Today I saw christmas tree flavour crisps.

Spoiler: But why? (click to show/hide)

You bought them, right?

I didn't, but I plan to return tomorrow to try this abomination.