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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14954567 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138000 on: September 16, 2018, 08:25:21 pm »

More like shitty quality control heuristics and brute force reiteration development makes for buggy machinery, heh. Wetware's development cycle's only saving graces have been billions of years of operation and the ability to get away with untold trillions of failures. Literally all the corpses isn't something just about anything else could get away with, ha.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138001 on: September 16, 2018, 11:17:52 pm »

Hey, at least I don't fall over from light nudges like those DARPA robots.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138002 on: September 17, 2018, 12:14:01 am »

Vertigo. Why is this a biological thing... seriously, what evolutionary advantage is this? Is it actually to cause those of us that get sinus infections to plummet to our doom because we didn't resist the illness?
Couldn't you say that it makes you go...

Down with the sickness?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138003 on: September 17, 2018, 12:50:36 am »

Vertigo. Why is this a biological thing... seriously, what evolutionary advantage is this? Is it actually to cause those of us that get sinus infections to plummet to our doom because we didn't resist the illness?
Couldn't you say that it makes you go...

Down with the sickness?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138004 on: September 17, 2018, 07:03:25 am »

Well yeah, I know why vertigo happens from a physiological standpoint. I'm just annoyed that it's a failure mode that has stuck around rather than getting selected out.  Vertigo does seem like the kind of thing where it's not the type of trait that would prevent procreation, so it persists... hence my musing that maybe if we got dizzy enough it would be a selection trait...

On the plus side, I feel stable this morning, so yay.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138005 on: September 17, 2018, 07:05:22 am »

Back in my day we just took too much fucking Dramamine and hallucinated about large brass insects scuttling under our skin while we tried to sleep!

Kids these days.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138006 on: September 17, 2018, 08:05:45 am »

Back in my day we just took too much fucking Dramamine and hallucinated about large brass insects scuttling under our skin while we tried to sleep!

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« Reply #138007 on: September 17, 2018, 08:48:07 am »

Back in my day we just took too much fucking Dramamine and hallucinated about large brass insects scuttling under our skin while we tried to sleep!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138008 on: September 17, 2018, 09:03:43 am »

Back in my day we just took too much fucking Dramamine and hallucinated about large brass insects scuttling under our skin while we tried to sleep!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138009 on: September 17, 2018, 09:06:42 am »

Back in my day we just took too much fucking Dramamine and hallucinated about large brass insects scuttling under our skin while we tried to sleep!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138010 on: September 17, 2018, 10:19:23 am »

Well yeah, I know why vertigo happens from a physiological standpoint. I'm just annoyed that it's a failure mode that has stuck around rather than getting selected out.  Vertigo does seem like the kind of thing where it's not the type of trait that would prevent procreation, so it persists... hence my musing that maybe if we got dizzy enough it would be a selection trait...

On the plus side, I feel stable this morning, so yay.
I feel like this is less of a bodily response like fevers or a runny nose, and more "why do we still bleed profusely when dismembered?". It's something specifically going wrong because someone hurled a wrench into the quantum stimulus field, not an attempt by the body to fix anything.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138011 on: September 17, 2018, 10:51:34 am »

Back in my day we just took too much fucking Dramamine and hallucinated about large brass insects scuttling under our skin while we tried to sleep!

Kids these days.
Khorne welcomes all tributes

but especially skulls and/or blood

But what would he do with all those skulls?
He sits on them.
Skulls for the skull throne and all that.

No but seriously I took like 12 motion sickness pills once and hallucinated a large brass insect was in/on me.
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« Reply #138012 on: September 17, 2018, 12:40:19 pm »

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« Reply #138013 on: September 17, 2018, 01:42:00 pm »

Seems like people are picking on the Faroese again, with a renewed interest in the Grindadrap. Or, more accurately, a brutal and fictitious interpretation of the Grind that has really very little to do with reality.

As one might expect, the Sea Shepherd/PETA propaganda has incited such thoughtful responses as "My god I hope trump drops a nuke on these cretins", "Slaughter them [the Faroese]", and a detailed explanation of how the Faroese women and children should be skewered on meat hooks before trussing the men in barbed wire, packing them in bags of salt, and then drowning them in the blood of their families.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #138014 on: September 17, 2018, 01:52:11 pm »

Why do people not like Faroese people, I had not heard of this.

Wikipedia says they live on a island.
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