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[Il Palazzo]

I've become a coffee snob, send help. I had a mug of filter coffee from a café and found myself criticising the blend instead of just enjoying the coffee. ;_;

Where do you need the help sent to, how much do you need, and what blend?

[Arx]

I've become a coffee snob, send help. I had a mug of filter coffee from a café and found myself criticising the blend instead of just enjoying the coffee. ;_;

Where do you need the help sent to, how much do you need, and what blend?

Secret Mars Base 4, 3.2 tons (metric), any Bean There Ethiopian dark roast.

I've become a coffee snob, send help. I had a mug of filter coffee from a café and found myself criticising the blend instead of just enjoying the coffee. ;_;

Y'know, this makes me wonder if you could make a people-muzzle that locks up on detecting the smell of coffee. Probably not the help you're looking for but it'd stop you from drinking coffee.

I'm sure there are people for whom this sounds like a good idea, but it strikes fear into my heart.

[scriver]

I also sometimes reuse the bag for a second cup...

We move further from god's light every day.

It's become a habit for me to reuse my bag two or three times per bag every evening

[Teneb]

I also sometimes reuse the bag for a second cup...

We move further from god's light every day.

It's become a habit for me to reuse my bag two or three times per bag every evening

This is what happens when days and nights are not almost of the same length.

[Hanslanda]

I don't drink tea or coffee.

...Not even mushroom tea?    

Oh no. I'm a fucking boss motherfucker. I eat magic shrooms straight. Maybe with saltines or cheez-its and water but usually straight. They just taste like straw, idk why everyone acts like they're so bad.

[Tack]

I don't particularly enjoy mundane mushrooms straight so hey.
I'll usually only eat them if I'm trying to seem like a fun guy,

[TamerVirus]

There isn't mushroom in here for those puns

[Kagus]

However, small brown mushrooms soaked in lemon juice and black pepper before sautéing... Now that's something.

[Rowanas]

and in more news of things I don't partake of - mushrooms. They are slimy or fibrous, awful-tasting or tasteless.  In any sense, they are not tasty.

[Eric Blank]

I concur. Mushrooms should only be forced on dorfs. Theyre just aweful.

[Rolan7]

> Not dreaming about mushroom wines and snacking on baby bellas
The fibrous alien texture is what makes it fun!
also they're shaped like dongs lol

vegemite/marmite are yeast extractives with glutamate receptor triggering compounds that have strong umami flavor profiles. They might be tricky because they tend to be a bit too salty. But a little goes a long way.

I always loved brewer's yeast in stews, basically the same thing I guess.  I wish I had some for this three-bean "chili" I threw together last night.

Instead I just have a massive open can of pickled jalapenos, some spinach tortillas, and some cheese~

[Yoink]

I don't drink tea or coffee.

...Not even mushroom tea?    

Oh no. I'm a fucking boss motherfucker. I eat magic shrooms straight. Maybe with saltines or cheez-its and water but usually straight. They just taste like straw, idk why everyone acts like they're so bad.

Hahaha.
I've never eaten them raw. Kinda wish I'd done that instead of haplessly gulping down the pulpy, ultra-potent goop left at the bottom of a jar when it was offered to me... RIP.


Oh lor' it's almost 2am I need to sleep so that I have adequate energy to panic about all the shit I have to get done tomorrow argh.

[Kagus]

Y'know the idyllic concept of a love between two people, where one person doesn't like pickles and the other person will eat the excess pickles?

Yeah, that doesn't happen. You just order everything to be explicitly without pickles because the one person doesn't want them. Same goes for mushrooms. And fish. Basically any kind of seaweed/seafood. Dark chocolate. Olives. Corn. Beer.

[scriver]

Or you shouldn't stay in a toxic relationship, Kagus

[pisskop]

Scriver means toxic, as in 'lacking essential health foods such as kale, mushrooms, onions, fish, or dark chocolate'.