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[TamerVirus]

A raccoon has crashed through the skylight. It is confined to the second floor bathroom. Send help

[Frumple]

... open doors leading outside, let nature take its course? It's probably more afraid of you than you are of it (unless it's rabid, ahaha).

Alternatively call animal control and/or a local vet for advice.

[hector13]

Yeah on calling some kind of wildlife control place, though it’s late so... good luck?

I would advise against your efforts to evict involving feeding it, since it might decide to come back.

[overseer05-15]

Feed it sacrifices, firstborns will do.

[TamerVirus]

In true American fashion, the NYPD is on the case
E: a squad of six cops showed to wrangle the creature and boxed it up

[smjjames]

Would have been better to call animal control..

[pisskop]

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[IcyTea31]

Six cops, for one raccoon? Must have been a rainy day in [insert neighbourhood here].

Sadly, I don't know New York well enough to make this joke.

[Lord Shonus]

Sounds like an appropriate amount to me. Corralling animals is tricky unless you shoot them.

[overseer05-15]

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[Kagus]

Sounds like an appropriate amount to me. Corralling animals is tricky unless you shoot them.

Raccoons in particular are not known for being cooperative. Or harmless.

[Akura]

In one of the drawers of the refrigerator, where I keep all the stuff for making my lunch throughout the week, I found a head of cabbage, putrid to the point of liquefaction. The rotting cabbage juice was getting over everything. Also, the cabbage was certainly not there yesterday.

[LordBaal]

In one of the drawers of the refrigerator, where I keep all the stuff for making my lunch throughout the week, I found a head of cabbage, putrid to the point of liquefaction. The rotting cabbage juice was getting over everything. Also, the cabbage was certainly not there yesterday.

Oh there's only one, and the most simple explanation to that, as we apply Occam's razor...

The ruinous powers strikes again! Just as they stole the primarchs and deposited them on distant planets, now, the Cabbage Emperor of veggiekind has been mocked! Now is your duty to rise that cabbage as your son, teach him everything you can in the fields of statesmanship, martial prowess and strategy, and wait for the Green Crusade to come sweeping at your door.

[Rolan7]

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[Kagus]

Vietnamese pickled lime lemonade tastes like salty licorice, kinda.

I really don't like salty licorice. Makes me sad. On the bright side, an the real WTF, I managed to get my girlfriend to try it, and she ended up liking it (she's very much a fan of salty licorice). Even if it was a bit "intense".

I'm impressed. I mean, the stuff can look a bit weird, and she's notoriously bad about trying new things. This is the same person where I spent a few weeks trying to convince her to give hummus a try, but was met with a dead-serious "But what if I don't like it?" for an answer. She's since come around, after it was nonchalantly offered to her by someone who wasn't me.