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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14949005 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137625 on: September 07, 2018, 07:05:35 pm »

Aren't any of you guys worried about encouraging him? I understand that it takes some time to get addicted (or develop a psychological dependency) to drugs, but the fact that hans is craving them this badly implies that he's going to cross that line soon. Sadly I have no idea how to help him myself.
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« Reply #137626 on: September 07, 2018, 07:23:48 pm »

No, it means cocaine is addictive and even the smell of it can cause a longing.  Kind of like cigarettes can do.  I still crave a camel or marboro every now and then when I think of it or smell it . . .

I think making the subject taboo on the grounds that 'the victim may relapse' is kind of like not saying a word like 'peaches' because everyone who thinks they look like succulent buttocks could think of it and be offended.

Hans has already decided if he is going to fist out his monies for the stuff.  And truth be told, you want him to prepare for it if he is going to do it,m because the cheap shit is worse for you than the good stuff, and every asshole on the street is going to carry the cheap stuff.


Ummm, that said Hans, don't do cocaine; it's bad, m'kay?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137627 on: September 07, 2018, 07:34:55 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137629 on: September 07, 2018, 07:47:32 pm »

Aren't any of you guys worried about encouraging him? I understand that it takes some time to get addicted (or develop a psychological dependency) to drugs, but the fact that hans is craving them this badly implies that he's going to cross that line soon. Sadly I have no idea how to help him myself.

Oh, we must not have met. I'm Hans the mostly recovered addict. I haven't done hard drugs in... Awhile. I couldn't get coke even if I seriously intended to, which I don't. I have responsibilities, and drugs are expensive. I just miss cocaine real bad.

That said, don't do drugs people, they're highly dangerous and very fucking expensive.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137630 on: September 07, 2018, 08:10:06 pm »

... and in far less serious wtf, that feeling when your decision making process culminates in "I gotta' give 'em the D."

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« Reply #137631 on: September 07, 2018, 08:16:57 pm »

Hans always open to a pm to release any buildup steam. Night get you amused with all the wacky stories of what's going on in the Mother Banana Republic, like the one of people using cargo trucks and even literally dump trucks as buses.
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« Reply #137632 on: September 07, 2018, 09:17:36 pm »

Hans always open to a pm to release any buildup steam. Night get you amused with all the wacky stories of what's going on in the Mother Banana Republic, like the one of people using cargo trucks and even literally dump trucks as buses.

I thought that said bases at first...

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« Reply #137633 on: September 07, 2018, 11:56:53 pm »

Hans always open to a pm to release any buildup steam. Night get you amused with all the wacky stories of what's going on in the Mother Banana Republic, like the one of people using cargo trucks and even literally dump trucks as buses.

I thought that said bases at first...

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« Reply #137634 on: September 08, 2018, 12:23:35 am »

Cocaine is overrated anyway.
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« Reply #137635 on: September 08, 2018, 12:57:45 am »

Wait which is the banana republic? Argentina?
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« Reply #137636 on: September 08, 2018, 01:06:17 am »

Wait which is the banana republic? Argentina?
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« Reply #137637 on: September 08, 2018, 01:24:00 am »

Wait which is the banana republic? Argentina?

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« Reply #137638 on: September 08, 2018, 02:24:21 am »

Speaking of cocaine, I had a dreadful run-in with, ehh...
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...a while back, and after getting a salve to help out I decided to idly read the actual contents of the tube. The active ingredient was listed as "cinkokainhydroklorid", with kokain of course being the Norwegian word for cocaine.

At first I thought "hurr hurr, I'm rubbing cocaine on my butt", but then I got curious and decided to check out what the stuff actually is.

It's described as "among the most potent and toxic of topical anesthetics, current use of cinchocaine (English word) is generally restricted to spinal and topical anesthesia". It's also a component in a drug used for euthanasia of horses and cattle.

So, yeah. Fun stuff! Feeling much better now.

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« Reply #137639 on: September 08, 2018, 04:21:30 am »

Good thing you don't have a horse as your butt.
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