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[Greiger]

Cecil of night vale?  I would rather have him than Morgan Freeeman honestly.  That guy can make anything sound creepy.

[Frumple]

Some cats are like that. Our old Maine Coon would purr when you were just sitting next to her and Friendly Neighbour Cat, a black cat I'm pretty sure was a Bombay that lived across the road used to purr the moment it saw people and promptly come over to them.

Yeah, I've seen it before, it's just been a good few years, and just started in like the last day or two. Caught me by surprise.

Some cats purr when they’re hungry, some when they’re stressed. *shrugs* they know how to condition their humans.

Eh... it's the one being conditioned, here. Fingers steadily overwriting outside-catishness. It's easiest to finger-brain them when they're young *sage nod*

[hector13]

Some cats are like that. Our old Maine Coon would purr when you were just sitting next to her and Friendly Neighbour Cat, a black cat I'm pretty sure was a Bombay that lived across the road used to purr the moment it saw people and promptly come over to them.

Yeah, I've seen it before, it's just been a good few years, and just started in like the last day or two. Caught me by surprise.

Some cats purr when they’re hungry, some when they’re stressed. *shrugs* they know how to condition their humans.

Eh... it's the one being conditioned, here. Fingers steadily overwriting outside-catishness. It's easiest to finger-brain them when they're young *sage nod*

Ah you are so sure.

What do you do when the cat purrs?

I rest my case.

* hector13 drops the mic and leaves the courtroom

[Frumple]

Walk past, much of the time. Only so much time I got for brainwashing felines.

[Tack]

Eh, I’ll pat a cat who purrs, and likely feed one when it meow’s (only because it’s meowing whenever I’m getting food out).

So I guess cat wins.

[hops]

I just pet cats that exist.

And quite a few that don't, if my dreams have a say in it.

[Gentlefish]

You guys do realize that Cecil Baldwin, the guy from Night Vale, narrated some of Chuck Tingle's book in Chuck Tingle's podcast "Pounded in the Butt by my own Podcast"?

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Yep! And he read the classic "Pounded in the butt by my own butt" where he clones his butt and it has hawk's wings. Quite a wonderful story.

[pisskop]

The story of a talking birdass whose morbid creation is left undiagnosed in favor of hot gay sex after a spaghetti dinner.

[Hanslanda]

I am starting to think I stumbled into a den of advanced heuristic learning AIs that are obsessed with Chuck Tingle.

[pisskop]

Pounded in the Butt by the heuristic AIs who make Chuck Tingle Novels like Monkeys jabbing frantically at a typerwritter.


Ravaged by the cyborg bay12.

My boss the ToadieSoreAss.

[scourge728]

But what if chuck tingle's title making process involves advanced heuristic learning AIs

[TamerVirus]

I am starting to think I stumbled into a den of advanced heuristic learning AIs that are obsessed with Chuck Tingle.

Nobody here butt us robutts

[TheBiggerFish]

...ah, Bay12, never change.

[Teneb]

I am starting to think I stumbled into a den of advanced heuristic learning AIs that are obsessed with Chuck Tingle.

Nobody here butt us robutts

Can I interest you in this kitchen for an amazing price?

[Imic]

What has this devolved into.