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[Teneb]

I feel we need a dramatic reading posted to youtube or something.

Please, Draig. Do it. And make a sequel.

Sell it and become the next Chuck Tingle.

[Draignean]

I feel we need a dramatic reading posted to youtube or something.

Please, Draig. Do it. And make a sequel.

Sell it and become the next Chuck Tingle.

I'd just open that bike company and run disturbing audio ads.

[TD1]

I found that little piece brilliant from a technical point of view, and disturbing from a content point of view.

That being said, you could totally make a few sequels. A..cycle of books, even, to be shelved beside the Inheritance Cycle.

[JoshuaFH]

I feel we need a dramatic reading posted to youtube or something.

Please, Draig. Do it. And make a sequel.

Sell it and become the next Chuck Tingle.

I'd just open that bike company and run disturbing audio ads.

In the future:

"How did grandpa Draig make his fortune?"
"He sold Fucking Bikes."
"Hey, there's no need to swear!"
"No, I mean... you'll understand when you're older..."

[Rowanas]

I had forgotten Chuck Tingle, though apparently some of his latest works are masterpieces.

Pounded In The Butt By My Reluctance To Buy A Humble Bundle Featuring Stories With Gay Characters As Though That Has Some Kind Of Bearing On My Own Sexuality Or The Quality Of The Product Then Eventually Realizing It's Pretty Good And I'm Fine

Don’t Vote For Virginia Congressional Hopeful Denber Wiggleman Because He Is Full Of Hate, Not Because Bigfoot Makes Him Hard

[KittyTac]

I found that little piece brilliant from a technical point of view, and disturbing from a content point of view.

That being said, you could totally make a few sequels. A..cycle of books, even, to be shelved beside the Inheritance Cycle.

I anticipate a chain of puns that I won't be able to handle. I guess I will have to steer around it.

[Tack]

You can’t peddle too many puns in one post. Leaves everyone else without a foot to stand on, and then they’re stuck flying by the seat of their pants.

[Kagus]

I invoke my blindness ability so I don't have to read this filth.

Filth.

[JoshuaFH]

I invoke my blindness ability so I don't have to read this filth.

Filth.

All we're talking about is the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.

[Imic]

Except the bike is made from the tears of tortured orphans and unspoken shame.

... I think.

[Frumple]

Let's, uh, not bring that up in reference to the village bicycle. That's going places hella' dark.

...

In unrelated wtf, something I haven't seen in a while, one of the kittens I've been familiarizing with people and skritches has started purring when I get close to it. Normally they don't purr until you touch them, this one revs up when I get within touching distance.

On the one paw, it's adorable. On the other, uh, maybe reign in the enthusiasm yakkat, this is somewhat excessive.

[Grim Portent]

Some cats are like that. Our old Maine Coon would purr when you were just sitting next to her and Friendly Neighbour Cat, a black cat I'm pretty sure was a Bombay that lived across the road used to purr the moment it saw people and promptly come over to them.

[hector13]

Let's, uh, not bring that up in reference to the village bicycle. That's going places hella' dark.

...

In unrelated wtf, something I haven't seen in a while, one of the kittens I've been familiarizing with people and skritches has started purring when I get close to it. Normally they don't purr until you touch them, this one revs up when I get within touching distance.

On the one paw, it's adorable. On the other, uh, maybe reign in the enthusiasm yakkat, this is somewhat excessive.

Some cats purr when they’re hungry, some when they’re stressed. *shrugs* they know how to condition their humans.

[hops]

You guys do realize that Cecil Baldwin, the guy from Night Vale, narrated some of Chuck Tingle's book in Chuck Tingle's podcast "Pounded in the Butt by my own Podcast"?

[TamerVirus]

Cecil Baldwin

Psh. Who?
Call me when you get Morgan Freeman or Samuel L Jackson to narrate Chuck TIngle