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[redwallzyl]

Apparently if you clench you muscles when they have feeding they get stuck and cant get away.

[dragdeler]

-snip-

[WealthyRadish]

I've always stuck to the boring old slap 'n' clap for mosquito disposal, but some of these other methods sound pretty malarious

[Doomblade187]

I've always stuck to the boring old slap 'n' clap for mosquito disposal, but some of these other methods sound pretty malarious

I see what you did there.

[Rolan7]

It's not really a pun if it's just the etymology, but it is a clever reference.

WH40K version:  Malal isn't relevant and never will be.  5th chaos god is too heretical even for heresy.
More's the pity.

(It's probably because there are already two many death gods on the field.  And that Chaos wants as much life as possible, to grow from the emotions)

[Mech#4]

Apparently if you clench you muscles when they have feeding they get stuck and cant get away.

So relevant you might've actually been referencing this.

[KittyTac]

Went Twitter-crawling (where you go on someone's Twitter feed and click on the profiles of random people who both comment on their tweets or whose tweets they retweet). It's surprising how interconnected Twitter is.

https://twitter.com/canidcosmos -> https://twitter.com/DrakkenSergal -> https://twitter.com/JibKodi -> https://twitter.com/Morfel_Arts -> https://twitter.com/ImStillLaura

And that's only the start. After that I have lost track. The crawl continued for about 50 profiles.

My WTF: I didn't find my way back. (Without using the back button, which is cheating.) I guess this is because once you find your way out of a network of friends, it's hard to find it again, especially if it is little-known.

[Hanslanda]

Spoiler: Adult Stuff, ye be warned (click to show/hide)

Made jalapeno poppers last night, washed hands very thoroughly. Wife and I got ahem frisky.

We forgot to brush our teeth/wash out our mouths. Dear God.

Also somehow jalapeno juice ended up in my contacts case and when I put them on this morning... ARGHLWFHIOPPBCF

The first one was a dreadful surprise. But I knew it was coming the second time. And I had to do it anyway.

[Loud Whispers]

Sounds... Hot

[TD1]

You definitely know how to spice up the love life.

[KittyTac]

She's a hot chick.

[Hanslanda]

I should have expected the hurricane of puns.

[Kagus]

One of my own life experiences:

Step one: Mince habaneros to soak in salt-and-lime marinade and create liquid death.

Step two: Forget what hands have been doing, scratch balls.

Step three: Contemplate stupidity and the nature of time.

Step four: Try to breathe.


Took me about half an hour before I could properly stand up again.

[Caz]

I dreamed that Donald Trump was sitting in my livingroom rehearsing a speech about ships and this cat ripped off its own face so I was trying to glue it back on but I ended up running around darkened hallways covered in blood until this old mexican woman helped me after I tried to steal her handbag because I thought it was a toilet.

Hmm.

[Hanslanda]

One of my own life experiences:

Step one: Mince habaneros to soak in salt-and-lime marinade and create liquid death.

Step two: Forget what hands have been doing, scratch balls.

Step three: Contemplate stupidity and the nature of time.

Step four: Try to breathe.


Took me about half an hour before I could properly stand up again.

Ouch. I'm frankly amazed I don't mace myself in the eyes/mouth/nose more often. I'm very commonly handling spicy peppers at work, and getting their oils on my hands, yet I almost never have any accidents like this.