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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14951903 times)

dragdeler

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137175 on: August 25, 2018, 02:13:12 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137176 on: August 25, 2018, 02:17:43 pm »

Flies and..... offspring?

Maggots and attacks on the eyeball of a living creature.

Gah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137177 on: August 25, 2018, 02:36:35 pm »

This reminds me of the time I managed, unintentionally (at first), to convince Remalle that I had worms living in my eyes.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137178 on: August 25, 2018, 02:50:44 pm »

Spit as in, range attacks? shudder

Indeed, they hover in front of your face and shoot them into your eyes.
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« Reply #137179 on: August 25, 2018, 03:00:37 pm »

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« Reply #137180 on: August 25, 2018, 03:15:42 pm »

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that's the kind of insect I wouldn't finish off once they're irrepairably crippled

Your hubris only has one possible reward... larvae in your eyes
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137181 on: August 25, 2018, 03:44:10 pm »

I once caught a mosquito between two fingers. I've never felt so goddamn kung fu in my life.

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« Reply #137182 on: August 25, 2018, 03:52:27 pm »

I once caught a mosquito between two fingers. I've never felt so goddamn kung fu in my life.

I've many times been places where I couldn't close two fingers together without catching a mosquito. Those were not good times.
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« Reply #137183 on: August 25, 2018, 03:56:57 pm »

I once killed a mosquito that had landed on my hand by sticking it in my mouth. I think. It may have escaped during that motion, but if it didn't I think it's quite karmic.
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« Reply #137184 on: August 25, 2018, 03:58:57 pm »

I was so fucking chuffed once to emerge immediately from sleep to exterminate the blasted winged fiend that dared to stray too close to my right ear, ALERTING ME TO THE RUDE INFIDEL MOSQUITO WHICH LUSTED FOR MY BLOOD, SLAPPING IT WITH THE FURIOUS PALM OF A THOUSAND BUDDHA SLAPS. It was an entirely reflexive action, so I'm not sure if I can claim credit for what was luck and natural instinct, but rest assured, I'll claim credit anyways. It's not like dealing with insomnia moths anyways

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137185 on: August 25, 2018, 05:41:40 pm »

I recently killed a mosquito by allowing it to land on my arm and begin feeding unmolested, then leisurely crushing it with one finger.

It wasn't the best method, but it sent an important message to the people around me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137186 on: August 25, 2018, 05:43:13 pm »

Bad move dude, allows it to inject you with its bodily fluids

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« Reply #137187 on: August 25, 2018, 05:46:10 pm »

Spit as in, range attacks? shudder

Bloatflies. Clearly.
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« Reply #137188 on: August 25, 2018, 05:57:25 pm »

Bad move dude, allows it to inject you with its bodily fluids
Look at the positive side:  you get millions of malaria parasites, FOR FREE
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« Reply #137189 on: August 25, 2018, 05:57:44 pm »

My dad said he'd once taken a needle and poked a hole in the back of a mosquito that had landed on him, and then watched with fascination as the insect continuously pumped blood directly through its body and back out into his arm through the hole in its blood sac, because it never got "full".

I come from strange stock.
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