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[Grim Portent]

Depending on what kind of vampire you are it's basically all upside, having Dracula's powers from the original novel would be pretty neat, especially since all sunlight did was shut off his powers rather than hurt him. Needed his head chopped off and a stake through the heart to stop him as I recall.

[MrRoboto75]

you think the daystar is bad now...

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[Reelya]

I'm surprised Ladybaby never made it to the wtf thread before?

[Yoink]

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

[pisskop]

Even Nosferatu?

[overseer05-15]

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

Commence sparkling.

[hector13]

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

Commence sparkling.

And the paedophilia.

[Doomblade187]

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

Commence sparkling.

And the paedophilia.

... Oh god, I forgot that Twilight did that. *Blech*

[LordBaal]

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

Even one of the strain? That would suck a lot. No pun intended.

[Enemy post]

No, you do not get to redefine words to suit your whims.

An awareness of linguistic drift would suggest that not only do they get to do exactly that, they have a gay old time doing so, if not incontinently. It's a continuous process: some hep cat comes up with a neologism, the villains start repeating it, and off we go; what may start as a spur-of-the-moment construction or even an unintentional boner can end up becoming vulgarly accepted, and suddenly everyone insisting on the old way comes off as a right boob.

But hey, by all means, stand at the seashore and order back the tide.

This is incredible. I didn't even laugh, just sat back and admired it like a great master's painting.

[Yoink]

I said (al)most for a bloody good reason, you nerds.

 

Even Nosferatu?

I haven't seen it, actually, and google was rather unhelpful at getting me the details.

[overseer05-15]

No, you do not get to redefine words to suit your whims.

An awareness of linguistic drift would suggest that not only do they get to do exactly that, they have a gay old time doing so, if not incontinently. It's a continuous process: some hep cat comes up with a neologism, the villains start repeating it, and off we go; what may start as a spur-of-the-moment construction or even an unintentional boner can end up becoming vulgarly accepted, and suddenly everyone insisting on the old way comes off as a right boob.

But hey, by all means, stand at the seashore and order back the tide.

This is incredible. I didn't even laugh, just sat back and admired it like a great master's painting.

I laughed at boner.

[MrRoboto75]

No, you do not get to redefine words to suit your whims.

An awareness of linguistic drift would suggest that not only do they get to do exactly that, they have a gay old time doing so, if not incontinently. It's a continuous process: some hep cat comes up with a neologism, the villains start repeating it, and off we go; what may start as a spur-of-the-moment construction or even an unintentional boner can end up becoming vulgarly accepted, and suddenly everyone insisting on the old way comes off as a right boob.

But hey, by all means, stand at the seashore and order back the tide.

This is incredible. I didn't even laugh, just sat back and admired it like a great master's painting.

I laughed at boner.

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[EnigmaticHat]

Commence unexpectedly sexual Hamill joker.

[Trekkin]

Commence unexpectedly sexual Hamill joker.

Or go through the Killing Joke monologues.

"All it takes is one boner to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy."