One of my front line CS reps was told that they are evil and are going to hell.
This was because they would not drive to NYC personally (we are maybe 500 miles away) to bring her what she wanted. Old people are a fount of comedy in this biz.
I read CS as "Counter-Strike". Figured "Yeah, 'evil and going to hell' sounds familiar".
I've got to get up early-ish tomorrow. It's currently 1:28 AM, because I kinda need to wait for the other person to finish doing... Whatever she was doing, since otherwise all the lights are going to be on and things are going to be happening, neither of which are conducive to sleep.
So now she's in the bathroom, and has been in there for a little over half an hour now, and I'm just hoping it's not another 1 1/2 to 2 hour sit-down while I wait for her to finish up, because my toothbrush is in there.
I'm feeling spiteful enough to mention again that she will happily start sniping at me around the 10 PM mark if she wants to go to bed and I'm caught up with doing something. And yes, she's set to go to work at the same time tomorrow as any other day.
Aha, a flush! Looks like we managed to get away with just 40 minutes on the loo this time... Then she just needs to tell me another short story about how she tried to poop but nothing came out, then get done walking the dogs, then she'll get ready for bed and I can maybe start the process that sometimes leads to sleep. Bonus points if she mishears me for the third time and thinks I need to brush my teeth after her, so she leaves the hallway light on and I need to get up to turn it off.