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[LordBaal]

People practicing their Crutch-walker skills for when a forbidden beast attacks?

Also, I found a way people  could help me without doing much from their part and without much effort but I'm afraid people (mostly you guys, you are people right?) will think badly from it.

[dragdeler]

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[Reelya]

Decided to read the latest news.

Headline: "Man’s penis falls off after he ignored signs of cancer"

“In the present case, the patient neglected his initial symptoms and eventually developed penile auto-amputation (his penis fell off), inguinal abscess and widespread metastasis,” Dr Garg added.

I love "developed penile auto-amputation" as a technical phrase for your penis falling off.

If you have signs of Dick Rot, please get that shit checked out.

[Kagus]

Decided to read the latest news.

Headline: "Man’s penis falls off after he ignored signs of cancer"

“In the present case, the patient neglected his initial symptoms and eventually developed penile auto-amputation (his penis fell off), inguinal abscess and widespread metastasis,” Dr Garg added.

I love "developed penile auto-amputation" as a technical phrase for your penis falling off.

If you have signs of Dick Rot, please get that shit checked out.

"But it's embarrassing..."
--Quote from my Girlfriend when I insisted that she go to the dentist to get her smells-like-death persistent-over-two-months toothache checked out.

Admitting weakness is taboo enough, admitting weakness below the waistline is utterly unspeakable.

[Frumple]

The embarrassment of going to the doctor over crotch issues is notably less than the embarrassment (among other, more pressing emotions) that comes from having your case of dick rot trumpeted over the news for clicks, methinks. Or belatedly finding out you have prostate/ovarian/etc. cancer or whatev'.

Sadly, part of growing older, assuming you can afford the testing et al involved, is getting over any hangups you might have over embarrassment, weakness, or personal dignity vis a vis a doctor

[AzyWng]

As cliche as it is, people always just hope/think it won’t happen to them.

Then they act all surprised when it does happen.

[scriver]

I have several ailments I should really check out but haven't. Including my birthmark that has twice scabbed over and fallen off. It happened to another mark this year too.

[Yoink]

This conversation triggers me, but it is constructive triggering.

[Eric Blank]

Boss decided to paint the walls and ceiling of the liquor store black. Its hideous. We should have tried to stop him.

[Akura]

Not sure why every store has their air conditioners on full blast. It's only 73°F now, and raining so hard that I couldn't be more wet if I were underwater.

If you have signs of Dick Rot, please get that shit checked out.

"Dick Rot" actually sounds like a good name for a character.

Boss decided to paint the walls and ceiling of the liquor store black. Its hideous. We should have tried to stop him.

Did he see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes?

[Dunamisdeos]

Is the door crimson?

That should be rectified immediately.

[heydude6]

People practicing their Crutch-walker skills for when a forbidden beast attacks?

Also, I found a way people  could help me without doing much from their part and without much effort but I'm afraid people (mostly you guys, you are people right?) will think badly from it.

Post away. Some guys offered to help a while back but you weren’t in a position to accept it, so i don’t think people will have any ill will. Worse case scenario, nothing comes of it.

[Draignean]

People practicing their Crutch-walker skills for when a forbidden beast attacks?

Also, I found a way people  could help me without doing much from their part and without much effort but I'm afraid people (mostly you guys, you are people right?) will think badly from it.

I think badly enough as it us, I don't need you making me dumber.

(This is a joke.)

Is it Patreon? Because, from what I've heard, I'd gladly do that for you.

[EnigmaticHat]

Not sure why every store has their air conditioners on full blast. It's only 73°F now, and raining so hard that I couldn't be more wet if I were underwater.

I'm so incredibly jealous of you.  Its been 80+ with 70+% humidity here and my job has been *barely* running the AC.

[Lord Shonus]

Crusher was, like, at least 75% male

That makes Picard 75% gay, though, so then he becomes the first gay captain of Star Trek

Wasn't Kirk originally supposed to be gay, but that had to be dropped since folks would've had a moral panic over it?

No. The whole "Kirk is gay" was never more than an obsession of the K/S fanfic (which in those days, was distributed by magazine) crowd, just like Frodo/Sam or Holmes/Watson, and that crowd didn't even get started until after the original run of the show ended. When Star Trek Beyond (the third part of the reboot series) revealed that Sulu was gay (as a tribute to George Takai), several people claimed that the original idea for that film was Gay Kirk, or that it should have been Kirk that was gay, but that's not the same thing.

Star Trek was a mid-1960s TV show. The notion of a white man being forced to kiss a black woman was almost too scandalous to show - nobody would have even considered a gay main character.