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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14955807 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136350 on: August 04, 2018, 10:16:24 am »

I may have fractured something in my left hand. Probably in the pinky or ring finger wristbone area.
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« Reply #136351 on: August 04, 2018, 10:21:01 am »

I recommend just going out to the pharmacy and getting some silly strong painkillers and a steroid pack (which I did not know was a real phrase outside of DOOM, by the by).

You'll feel great very soon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136352 on: August 04, 2018, 10:33:50 am »

You miss the part where Hans should go out and kill some demons.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136353 on: August 04, 2018, 10:43:39 am »

actually he missed the part where Hans must go to a doctor to see what the heck happened in first place. Then to kill demons.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136354 on: August 04, 2018, 10:45:31 am »

He fought the wall and the wall won
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136355 on: August 04, 2018, 11:01:46 am »

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Some Scottish Presbyterian ministers saw the fanners as sins against God, for wind was a thing specially made by him and an artificial wind was a daring and impious attempt to usurp what belonged to God alone.

Sometimes, it's rather nice to remember that despite the many stupid things we've done and do, we have at least gotten beyond screaming HERESY at mechanical fans.

Actually, I've never been to Scotland, so maybe they still do that there.

Mostly it's just screaming HERESY at sports fans these days.

It’s not even that, it’s rival sports fans using religion and politics as an excuse to kick duck out each other.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136356 on: August 04, 2018, 12:04:44 pm »

actually he missed the part where Hans must go to a doctor to see what the heck happened in first place. Then to kill demons.

I probably won't do that unless it keeps hurting at least 5 more days...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136357 on: August 04, 2018, 12:06:20 pm »

actually he missed the part where Hans must go to a doctor to see what the heck happened in first place. Then to kill demons.

I probably won't do that unless it keeps hurting at least 5 more days...

Handlanda is very understand of squatter demons.... up to a point.
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« Reply #136358 on: August 04, 2018, 12:18:21 pm »

They can squat for five days at a time, no more.
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« Reply #136359 on: August 04, 2018, 12:29:37 pm »

Iirc Hanslanda still has a broken finger from like fifteen years ago.

Maybe if we're lucky it's the same finger and the old break will break better this time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136360 on: August 04, 2018, 01:27:56 pm »

I'll build him a robot arm, out of nothing except a squirrel, a piece of string, and a robot arm!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136361 on: August 04, 2018, 03:46:49 pm »

Iirc Hanslanda still has a broken finger from like fifteen years ago.

Maybe if we're lucky it's the same finger and the old break will break better this time.

My right pinky has a persistent boxer's fracture yeah. This other hand pain is in the non-knuckle palm-wrist area of my hand. I think it's from opening beer without an opener using my counter top and OVERWHELMING FORCE. Probably just a severe bruise but it's affecting my grip strength and stability.
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« Reply #136362 on: August 05, 2018, 10:24:33 am »

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« Reply #136363 on: August 05, 2018, 11:10:17 am »

If you have a chance, look at that link in a touchscreen format. Probably the best presentation I've seen. Not perfect, it changes image a bit too easily, but still the best I've seen.
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« Reply #136364 on: August 05, 2018, 11:33:03 am »

Apparently somebody tried to blow Maduro's ass with a drone rigged with C4. Although it seems it was a cooking gas cylinder that blew up nearby.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
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