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[KittyTac]

Remember how I said that my friend plays Roblox? I'm going to write a program that jumpscares him when he tries to launch Roblox. I'm staying at his house today, I'll bring a flash drive with this program. Blox in hell.

[George_Chickens]

you had better give us the prank program too, I want to see how it works.

[KittyTac]

Or should I instead make it flash furry porn onto the screen? Hmmmmmmm... so many choices, all of them prank-worthy. But with porn, I'll probably get banned if I share it...

[George_Chickens]

I used to have a program I made that opened up a flash file in your browser every second that played an enormous, cascading scream that only got louder the longer you left it open and also spammed pictures of men stretching their balls grotesquely and thousands of visual basic popups. There is so much to choose from!

[Rose]

You mean the goatse pic?

[George_Chickens]

That was there, too.

[Yoink]

Just got hit by a car. O.o

It wasn't very bad, so don't worry about me/rejoice (delete as appropriate), but still... my jimmies are p. friggin' rustled right now, ya feel?

[Egan_BW]

But what if I would do both of those things? Then what do I delete?

[Yoink]

Yourself, ya weirdo.

Edit: wow, what an awkward place to start a new page. For those who came in late: I just got hit by a car! But don't worry, I'm fine!
I'm feeling more shook than Shook himself right now, though. Perhaps I should grab a pen and paper and see if I've somehow gained wicked drawing skills along with my minor injuries...

[Egan_BW]

No.

[CABL]

@Doom Lore: To be fair, you have to have very high IQ in order to comprehend Deep Doom Lore™...

My WTF: Had a dream where my father got SMS that said that he won free Ferrari. He just needed to send an SMS to the phone number. But that's not the biggest WTF: For some reason, I started to put pink-painted steel shards in my mouth, then I swallowed one and started to choke. Thinking that I'm choking IRL as well, I woke up.

Just got hit by a car. O.o

It wasn't very bad, so don't worry about me/rejoice (delete as appropriate), but still... my jimmies are p. friggin' rustled right now, ya feel?

I hope you'll recover quickly. Did the car broke anything in your body?

[Yoink]

Thanks man. Nope, nothing important - I blocked the brunt of it with my face.

Oh, and thanks for reminding me to finish writing down my dream from last night! It was a weird but good one, don't want to forget any more of it.

[TD1]

Did it involve blunt trauma of any kind? Perhaps two mysterious white lights chasimg you over an asphalt plain?

[hops]

Is it a normal day except every human beings are columns of pure graphite that extends infinitely into the sky?

[Tack]

Well I worry about rejoice, Yoink. Were you dodging traffic or were they an idiot?