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[Reelya]

Was helping some guy at an education-related thing fix some problems with his phone, and must have hit the wrong button or something in his browser and all this hardcore gay porn came up. Closed the thing super-quick once I realized what I was looking at, and luckily for both of us he had his attention firmly on the PC he was using at the time. It would have been super awkward if he'd seen me see it.

"I didn't see anything and it shall never be spoken of".

[wierd]

Reelya, I was a computer repair guy for years.  I even did it professionally.  I have seen every kind of hidden porn collection that can possibly exist, including the illegal kinds.

We shall leave it at that.

As for "suddenly hardcore gay porn"---  I used to work with a cliche flaming queen, who would constantly try to show me pictures of his latest erotic escapades.  It seemed the more I said I did not want to see, the more he tried to show me.  What a brave new world we live in that has such people in it.

[Kagus]

Reelya, I was a computer repair guy for years.  I even did it professionally.  I have seen every kind of hidden porn collection that can possibly exist, including the illegal kinds.

We shall leave it at that.

As for "suddenly hardcore gay porn"---  I used to work with a cliche flaming queen, who would constantly try to show me pictures of his latest erotic escapades.  It seemed the more I said I did not want to see, the more he tried to show me.  What a brave new world we live in that has such people in it.

I never realized that Obnoxious was a sexual orientation...

[Greiger]

While I have probably not worked in computers as long as weird, and the remote software I used in the later year or so was custom made to automatically close and prevent the opening of most video and image viewing programs and blackout the desktop image while I was connected, the earlier years had plenty of accidental and one-sided intentional encounters. 

One person had a failed hard drive and literally the only thing they wanted to retrieve from it was their porn collection, and they were willing to pay us $100 to try.  I almost felt like saying that there is plenty more on the internet for free, but I kept my mouth shut.

[KittyTac]

Reminds me of the time when my brother ruined my programming homework, so I wrote a program that flashes porn-- all kinds of porn, normal porn, gay porn, furry porn, onto the screen 1 hour after being launched, then launched it just as my brother begun playing on the computer. He did not know what hit him. He found and deleted the program after that prank, though. It was satisfying either way.

[Parsely]

Was helping some guy at an education-related thing fix some problems with his phone, and must have hit the wrong button or something in his browser and all this hardcore gay porn came up. Closed the thing super-quick once I realized what I was looking at, and luckily for both of us he had his attention firmly on the PC he was using at the time. It would have been super awkward if he'd seen me see it.

"I didn't see anything and it shall never be spoken of".

I had this happen to me but I was on the other side. I read literotica and never clear my browser history, my coworker asked me for my phone so he could test the wireless network, naturally he just starts typing and he hits the first thing that shows up in autocomplete. Oops! Monster boy erotic fiction. At first I was embarrassed but he just thought it was hilarious, so I got lucky. I'm glad he took it in good humor, I definitely don't want to shove sex in people's faces who don't want to see or think about it at their workplace... I get it, I've had that experience of a coworker being way too open about their thoughts about sex and not being able to escape, but I do think that in general modern people are far too prudish in regular life.

One other related memory I have is when I started talking about cosplay with another of my coworkers and somehow we ended up talking about how obnoxious it is to accidentally find hentai when you're googling Overwatch outfits, cosplay, and other references.

[Dunamisdeos]

I learned how to make gifs appear on ones desktop as a dynamic part of the wallpaper. You can also make them unable to be clicked/moved/closed.

You had to be familiar with the bowels of that version of windows in order to get them to go away.

[ChairmanPoo]

... for some odd reason recently a google search for "Vidaza summary" (regarding a chemotherapy drug) with a typo ("Vidza" instead of "vidaza") resulted in a surprising number of czech porn sites.

[pikachu17]

I assume it means something dirty in their language. What do they speak? Is it actually called Czech?
Anyway, if you want to really know, use a translator and see for yourself what it means.

[Eric Blank]

The horror

Oh man, i let my father borrow my phone for a second and he immediately found my browser history and all the porn id searched for. Never said anything, but hes never approved of anything i do since.

[pisskop]

I had an uncle find a few Playboys I'd stashed in my room once.  that was a thing. remember when cell phones and internet porn wasn't a thing?

i dont porn on my phone.  what's the appeal?

[Kagus]

I had an uncle find a few Playboys I'd stashed in my room once.  that was a thing. remember when cell phones and internet porn wasn't a thing?

i dont porn on my phone.  what's the appeal?

Dunno. Easy to conceal, convenience, can take it into the bathroom with you?

All I know is that one of the dudes in my platoon liked to browse tentacle hentai while on guard duty.

[smjjames]

I had an uncle find a few Playboys I'd stashed in my room once.  that was a thing. remember when cell phones and internet porn wasn't a thing?

i dont porn on my phone.  what's the appeal?

Dunno. Easy to conceal, convenience, can take it into the bathroom with you?

All I know is that one of the dudes in my platoon liked to browse tentacle hentai while on guard duty.

Lol, and bolded for emphasis.

[Kagus]

If you think that's rich, you should've seen him after he got his leg fucked up in some accident or another; when he sat there with tears of pain streaming out of his eyes, ogling them low-res hentai chicks while his leg was being treated.

[Draignean]

If you think that's rich, you should've seen him after he got his leg fucked up in some accident or another; when he sat there with tears of pain streaming out of his eyes, ogling them low-res hentai chicks while his leg was being treated.

In the absence of better painkillers, dopamine and endorphins are great drugs. While not as thematically badass as taking a pull of whiskey, whipping out a pleasingly distracting piece of pornography is far from the worst way to keep yourself from focusing on something absurdly painful.