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[Sirus]

I am the disciple of the Toad
RTDs are my body and MAGMAAAAAAA is my blood
I have created over a thousand threads
Unknown to Ads
Nor known by the Banhammer
Have withstood spambots to write many shitposts
Yet, my threads will eventually die
So as I pray,
Unlimited Bay Works

[KittyTac]

Roses are green
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

I like poems that are complete nonsense.

[overseer05-15]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I'm Dirty Dan

[hector13]

Stop this nonsense now, it is getting on my nerves. Bloody idiots.

[ChairmanPoo]

Pathos knows the gate.
Pathos is the gate.
Pathos is the key and guardian of the gate.
Past, present, future, all are one in Pathos.
He knows where the Spambots broke through of old, and where They shall break through again.
He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

[Yoink]

Stop this nonsense now, it is getting on my nerves. Bloody idiots.

Jeez, someone's feeling a bit hungover today.

[hector13]

Stop this nonsense now, it is getting on my nerves. Bloody idiots.

Jeez, someone's feeling a bit hungover today.

Less hungover than I was yesterday! But it was a haiku.

I just want to feel like I belong but push people away at the same time

[Frumple]

Double-ended knives are the way to go, there. Those ones with the handle in the middle. People run away, but you get to get stabbed, too!

[TamerVirus]

What about the hyper impractical sextuple-ended knife?

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[smjjames]

Looks like that weapon from that 80's (or maybe 70's) movie, Krull or something.

[Yoink]

Wasn't that from one of the Unreal games?

[smjjames]

Checked out the Krull thing and while it looks overall similar (multi-armed radial weapon with blades), it's a five bladed weapon instead of six. I'm sure there are better images of the actual prop itself, but it's just the first image I found with it in my search for 'Krull'

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[Yoink]

Surprisingly relevant, unrelated WTF: why TF is infeasible a word, and just why on earth did it apparently supplant the correct word, unfeasible, as the more commonly-used version?!
"Infeasible" just looks so brazenly wrong. This makes me so fucking angry. This sort of thing is why the aliens won't talk to us. They're probably plotting to eradicate humanity for such disgusting foolishness. Gods, we can but hope.

[Kagus]

Surprisingly relevant, unrelated WTF: why TF is infeasible a word, and just why on earth did it apparently supplant the correct word, unfeasible, as the more commonly-used version?!
"Infeasible" just looks so brazenly wrong. This makes me so fucking angry. This sort of thing is why the aliens won't talk to us. They're probably plotting to eradicate humanity for such disgusting foolishness. Gods, we can but hope.

Welcome to language! Shit's fucked!

As a fun addition, "aluminum" was named with the "-um" variant by its discoverer, Humphry Davy (who knew a thing or two about odd names). Shortly after, Thomas Young wrote a paper saying that this was silly and they should call it "-ium", because that sounded more "classical".

Sometimes the Language People make strange decisions because of a particular word's popularity or usage. Sometimes, a few of us may find these decisions distasteful. Maybe even uneatable.

[Rolan7]

Language is an inflammable topic.