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[wierd]

That just makes it even worse you know.

[Frumple]

Hey, there's a decent chunk done by ladies, too. Male protag/writers definitely are a majority but other sorts have been getting in on the isekai fun.

Incidentally, that specific one seems to be about 270 chapters and is apparently done. Unofficial translations up to chapter 60ish, so far.

... also I'm a sucker for game elements so I'll probably end up reading it at some point, heh. Probably schlock, but hey, it's better than watching TV.

[Yoink]

...Better than M*A*S*H reruns? The hell are you smoking?

[Frumple]

Mash reruns on TV still has commercials. Watching paint dry is better than watching TV :V

... unless for some ungodly reason someone managed to put TV commercials in paint, I guess. I'm not sure how you'd do that and it's entirely sure whoever does should be killed for the good of humanity, but eh.

[overseer05-15]

...Better than M*A*S*H reruns? The hell are you smoking?

M*A*S*H is an outlier and should not be counted. Also unless you have it on dvd it might not be available.

[IcyTea31]

Mash reruns on TV still has commercials. Watching paint dry is better than watching TV :V

... unless for some ungodly reason someone managed to put TV commercials in paint, I guess. I'm not sure how you'd do that and it's entirely sure whoever does should be killed for the good of humanity, but eh.

"See? It dries faster if I point this projector at it!"

[wierd]

Self assembling nanobots double as both the wall pigment (structural pigment for the win bob), and as inexpensive entertainment while watching it dry.

[Reelya]

Also, sadly M*A*S*H is firmly in the canned laugh track era. There's no way that was actually a studio audience show.

Death to laugh track shows! A few brave warriors must be sacrificed along the way (e.g. Seinfeld) but the end result is worth it.

And that's the thing: even the shittiest comedy anime isn't going to assault you ears with a laugh track

[NJW2000]

Self assembling nanobots double as both the wall pigment (structural pigment for the win bob), and as inexpensive entertainment while watching it dry.

Now that's just overthinking. Why not ban all paint that doesn't automatically turn into advertisments as soon as you put it on the wall? Just think of all the free spaces going to waste in people's bedrooms, bathrooms, front doors...

[JoshuaFH]

Self assembling nanobots double as both the wall pigment (structural pigment for the win bob), and as inexpensive entertainment while watching it dry.

Now that's just overthinking. Why not ban all paint that doesn't automatically turn into advertisments as soon as you put it on the wall? Just think of all the free spaces going to waste in people's bedrooms, bathrooms, front doors...

You know what the bad thing about the sun is? That it's emitting light and not advertisements. We just need to place a giant lens in orbit around the Earth, gravitationally locked so it is always between the Earth and Sun, so the Sun's rays project a nonstop stream of adverts to everyone in daylight at all times.

[wierd]

Too expensive.

Instead, introduce new requirements before accepting grant proposals for aerosol-based albedo altering particles, intended for geo-engineering pilot studies for combating anthropogenic climate change.

In addition to reflecting a good deal of sunlight back into space by increasing the cloud cover, the resulting clouds themselves will also display advertisements, powered by the sunlight that filters through them.

Win - win.

You guys need to think like sleezy politicians.

[TD1]

But I left my Clinton Cap at home...

[Egan_BW]

Also, sadly M*A*S*H is firmly in the canned laugh track era. There's no way that was actually a studio audience show.

Death to laugh track shows! A few brave warriors must be sacrificed along the way (e.g. Seinfeld) but the end result is worth it.

And that's the thing: even the shittiest comedy anime isn't going to assault you ears with a laugh track

Hmm.
*Begins furiously writing an LN that somehow includes an inbuilt laugh track*

[Frumple]

Just reincarnate as a disembodied laugh track. It'd be like transmigrating into a ghost, but with much more laughing than normal. A will o' the wisp of canned laughter.

[Reelya]

Chuck Tingle: Pounded in the Butt by the Laugh Track from M*A*S*H.