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[ChairmanPoo]

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!

It rubs the lotion on its skin

[JoshuaFH]

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!

It rubs the lotion on its skin

Lotion Bar sounds like something a middle-class brothel would call itself.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

I went to do some light shopping and found some geese, nothing odd about that even if 25 of the 30 geese were goslings. But they were blocking the entrance to a car park, a guy got out of his car and tried to shoo them out of the way and the response was they got even more into the way and the adult closest to him simply hissed. I then tried to shoo them out of the way and they all quietly (with much peeping) waddled out of the way. Guess they didn't like the guy from the car.

[TD1]

Goose whisperer.

[redwallzyl]

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!

It rubs the lotion on its skin

Lotion Bar sounds like something a middle-class brothel would call itself.

Reminds me of the Clockwork Orange milk bar. Not sure if that is better or worse.

[Akura]

Had to get a ride from my stepdad's asshole friend who moved back in upstairs. Before leaving, my stepdad demands I turn over my wifi password, making it perfectly clear I wasn't getting a ride to work without doing so. During the ride, this asshole, in order, drives nearly 50MPH down a 30MPH residential speed zone, rides the bumper of an ambulatory bus, attempts to illegally pass the bus, pulls into a deli without warning, throws his seat belt which hits me, pulls into another deli(the first one didn't have his newspaper apparently), nearly causes a 4+ car pileup at a major intersection. He has the nerve to tell my parents *I* was rude, because apparently I didn't engage in constant conversation with him. And my parents expect me to apologize and to give him money for it.


I also can't seem to access my router's IP to change the password either. It's giving me a connection timeout error.
EDIT: Found how to do this.

[milo christiansen]

Re: WiFi password.

Just do what I do.

"What is the WiFi password?"
"I don't know."
"Well how do you log on then?
"With the password of course."
"Well, what is it?"
"I don't know."
"Can you look it up?"
"Why?"
"So you can tell me what the password is."
"I told you, I don't know. Don't forget the apostrophe in 'don't', no spaces, and capitalize the first letter in each word."

My family hates my passwords, they want things like "password123", and for me the WiFi password is the height of simplicity since you need to be nearby to get on anyway, and the nearest neighbor is out of range.

(Note: That is not the actual password, although it is very similar.)

[Rose]

So it's not I don't know, it's IDon'tKnow.

[pisskop]

Email them their password to the wifi.

[EnigmaticHat]

Finishing my education was the best thing that ever happened to me.  Every day I get up out of bed and think "at least I'm not in school any more."

[Bumber]

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.

Email them their password to the wifi.

But what if they have a smart phone? (Or just steal one of your ethernet cables, I guess.)

[wierd]

Does the wifi have a guest network option?

Configure the router with that, then give them the guest side. If they are as tech-tarded as they sound, they will never know the difference, and the traffic will be segregated.

[IronTomato]

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.

Why do nails need to have such potential for minor body horror?

[IcyTea31]

Re: WiFi password.

Just do what I do.
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https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI

[Rolan7]

Good ol' GMT-11.5.  Norfolk Islands, looks like?