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[TD1]

Is your house rumbling a typical side effect of said transformation?

[Kagus]

Is your house rumbling a typical side effect of said transformation?

As the physical structure rapidly expands during the phasechange, displaced air can cause minor audible shockwaves.

So, yes.

[TD1]

If a giant frickin' sabre toothed tiger rapidly expanded, maybe - maybe - you'd be able to feel it under your feet. A house cat? You'd possibly feel a small puff of air.

[Greiger]

Phase changing cats does not seem too far fetched to me.  I have a cat laying on a beanbag chair next to me and I swear she is a liquid right now.

[Akura]

Looks like they may put the electric stove back in. The repeat what my mom said, they need to replace the "orifice" so that it uses propane instead of natural gas("the only difference is how much comes out"). Of course, that appears to be too much work, going out and getting a replacement orifice.


They're also mad that I tried to make cook oatmeal in the microwave, because it then smelled of the oatmeal flavoring for the rest of the day. I'm mad about it too; that oatmeal tasted like rubber with a hint of maple syrup.

[MrRoboto75]

Sometimes natural gas comes out of my orifice.

[Eric Blank]

No shit?

[MrRoboto75]

No shit?

Usually not at the same time.

[Rolan7]

1: My housemate went off to a "lotion bar" with a friend today.  Our whole friend group is basically dying to find out what that is.  Including him - a lady friend (actual friend) invited him.
He'll be back soon (I hope).

2: I went for a trip through my uploaded Steam screenshots.  Lots of feels, over the years.  I - dammit, yeah, I miss when a certain someone was in our friend group.  I don't think that's just beer talking, I just miss him.  I miss when he wasn't a threat to my life, but was the exact opposite.

3: Hm, I suspect I've had this desktop since 2011, not counting a video card upgrade and a memory upgrade.  And it's still ticking, because desktops aren't designed to fail like phones.  Laptops... I can understand why they fail.  It is inevitable.

[Rolan7]

He returned home, greeted doggo.  I settled work and went to tell him that doggo was fully walked, but he was already out.  Ah, that's fine, doggo is good dog.

Little did I know, he took doggo in his car!!

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.  I tried contacting him on our IM, nothing.  Our group chat, no sign.
I'm sorry.
He is with the creamy lotion [nnnnrgh] people now.  The womyns, maybe, I'm still not sure what that means.

To be real, he's probably just doing another odd (early) hour at his former home, a ranch.  Doggo loves being at the ranch.

Or he was consumed by the vileness that is lotion.  Slimey goo that penetrates skin!  A mechanic of meeting male gaze!  A disgusting pile of gooooooop.

[wierd]

I have been on the clock for a whopping 2 hours.

In that time, I have changed 3 briefs, taken 4 people to the bathroom, and helped the SAME WOMAN to and from her bed and chair 6 times.

WHAT THE HELL DID 2ND SHIFT GIVE THESE PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM SO CRAZY TONIGHT!?

[TD1]

Sister's ex got viciously gummed once.

I must assume that he tasted nice.

[wierd]

Well, the woman who had been helped 6 times in two hours?  She is up to 22 times now for the night. No fucking lie. I just checked the call logs.

[Bumber]

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!

[wierd]

Spoiler: creamy smooth in all your sensitive places (click to show/hide)