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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14971263 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133231 on: April 28, 2018, 03:20:02 pm »

oh God, I forgot they were called rubies in those -things-
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133232 on: April 28, 2018, 03:32:22 pm »

I looked down at my computer mouse this morning, and noticed it was covered in blood. Apparently, there was a cut on top of my finger that I never noticed, and blood leaked out of me (is that weird to say? "Blood leaked out of me") down my hand and onto the mouse. I wiped up virtually all of the blood, but can't get rid of that sticky/grimy dried-blood texture from the mouse wheel.

EDIT: Dammit I just noticed the same cut on my other hand

The machine gods demand blood!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133233 on: April 28, 2018, 04:06:17 pm »

I think you are confusing Omnissiah with Khorne?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133234 on: April 28, 2018, 04:17:17 pm »

Nope.  Skulls for the Skull Throne, Drown our enemies in our Blood, Charge into a machine gunners nest or I'll shoot you for insubordination, Give me 1000 virgins a day, worship nobody but me, or I'll rain meteors on your planet . . .

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133235 on: April 28, 2018, 05:47:32 pm »

Well, in hindsight juggling knives wasn't a good idea, but I think I learned a lot from the experience. Band-Aids are great, and blood is very hard to get out of mouse wheels.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133236 on: April 28, 2018, 06:11:51 pm »

Band-Aids are great, and blood is very hard to get out of mouse wheels.

This makes it sound as if you've had a small fuzzy rodent suffer a gym accident.

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« Reply #133237 on: April 28, 2018, 06:40:13 pm »

Band-Aids are great, and blood is very hard to get out of mouse wheels.

This makes it sound as if you've had a small fuzzy rodent suffer a gym accident.
Tiny band-aids for tiny cuts on tiny mice, what a world we live in!
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« Reply #133238 on: April 28, 2018, 07:13:18 pm »

I don't get the toilet seat debate because I never use the toilet seat innthe first place. No, not even if I'm sitting down.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133239 on: April 28, 2018, 08:03:05 pm »

But that’s where all the pee splashes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133240 on: April 28, 2018, 08:03:39 pm »

...and worse...
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« Reply #133241 on: April 28, 2018, 08:04:22 pm »

I kind of want to buy new thermals, rather than go rummaging through my stuff to find where I put them and inevitably making a mess in my neater-than-usual room.
Maybe K-mart sells thermals, there's one of those not too far away...

I don't get the toilet seat debate because I never use the toilet seat innthe first place. No, not even if I'm sitting down.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133242 on: April 28, 2018, 08:05:06 pm »

I don't get the toilet seat debate because I never use the toilet seat innthe first place. No, not even if I'm sitting down.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133243 on: April 28, 2018, 08:06:52 pm »

I don't get the toilet seat debate because I never use the toilet seat innthe first place. No, not even if I'm sitting down.

>mfw reading that
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133244 on: April 28, 2018, 08:08:25 pm »

I don't get the toilet seat debate because I never use the toilet seat innthe first place. No, not even if I'm sitting down.

>mfw reading that
Perhaps he sits on a chair to poo instead?
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