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[Dunamisdeos]

No but now all the cyclists have the upper body of a human and the lower body of a cybernetic motorcycle. Also they have bazookas.

Introducing: The Motorcentaur!

They could all have pro-wrestling style intros and pun names.

[Teneb]

No but now all the cyclists have the upper body of a human and the lower body of a cybernetic motorcycle. Also they have bazookas.

Also it's legal to use the bazooka shot for a speed boost.

[Trekkin]

Just for entertainment?  I lost what interest I had in sports when Lance Armstrong was caught cheating.

Entertainment, tribalism, and living vicariously through people doing interesting things while taking unwarranted pride in their victories. It's like war but with less risk to the investors.

[Bumber]

I'd like to try poutine sometime but I'm not sure if I'll ever travel to Canada.

There's a local chain of vego fast food joints that does a delicious vegan version.
...Great, now I want LoTF.

Does that involve a pig's head on a stick?

[Greiger]

No but now all the cyclists have the upper body of a human and the lower body of a cybernetic motorcycle. Also they have bazookas.

Also it's legal to use the bazooka shot for a speed boost.

I don't really think a bazooka would even speed you up.  It's supposed to be a recoilless gun right? The projectile flies forward yea, but the back of it is open so the exhaust can safely fly backwards without applying any force to the firer.

Maybe that's why it's legal in biking.  It probably does not do anything to speed you up.   Now fire it at another rider and you are interfering with another rider, which I'm sure is illegal 10 ways to Tuesday.

[Lord Shonus]

I don't really think a bazooka would even speed you up.  It's supposed to be a recoilless gun right? The projectile flies forward yea, but the back of it is open so the exhaust can safely fly backwards without applying any force to the firer.

Bazookas are rocket launchers, not recoilless rifles. They aren't high-recoil weapons because the bulk of the propelling force is applied after the projectile leaves the launcher, but they have some.

[Frumple]

... regardless, I'm pretty sure that was a reference to rocket jumping, a game mechanic where you basically shoot yourself in the foot with an explosive weapon to get extra air/go faster. The point isn't to use recoil, it's to ride the explosion.

[MrRoboto75]

bombs?

[Kagus]

bombs?

Away!

[Pancakes]

I looked down at my computer mouse this morning, and noticed it was covered in blood. Apparently, there was a cut on top of my finger that I never noticed, and blood leaked out of me (is that weird to say? "Blood leaked out of me") down my hand and onto the mouse. I wiped up virtually all of the blood, but can't get rid of that sticky/grimy dried-blood texture from the mouse wheel.

EDIT: Dammit I just noticed the same cut on my other hand

[Kagus]

Having a bit of the ol' stigmata there, pal?

[Dunamisdeos]

In order to solve your problem you will first need to stop juggling razor blades.

You're welcome.

[JoshuaFH]

I looked down at my computer mouse this morning, and noticed it was covered in blood. Apparently, there was a cut on top of my finger that I never noticed, and blood leaked out of me (is that weird to say? "Blood leaked out of me") down my hand and onto the mouse. I wiped up virtually all of the blood, but can't get rid of that sticky/grimy dried-blood texture from the mouse wheel.

Well, 'blood leaking out of me' is colloquially referred to as 'bleeding'

Or, bled, since it's past tense.

[Il Palazzo]

blood leaked out of me (is that weird to say? "Blood leaked out of me") down my hand and onto the mouse.

Did you mean to say that you've enacted scarlet vengeance upon the soulless machine?

[wobbly]

I looked down at my computer mouse this morning, and noticed it was covered in blood. Apparently, there was a cut on top of my finger that I never noticed, and blood leaked out of me (is that weird to say? "Blood leaked out of me") down my hand and onto the mouse. I wiped up virtually all of the blood, but can't get rid of that sticky/grimy dried-blood texture from the mouse wheel.

EDIT: Dammit I just noticed the same cut on my other hand

But did any fluid leak from the mouse? It's possible that you and your mouse are now blood brothers & you may be called upon by the mouse under dire circumstances.