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[Tack]

Oh my stars.

[Akura]

Last weekend I bought some breakfast sausages for myself. This morning I discovered that my stepdad took half a box for himself, and then unplugged and blocked off the microwave so that I cannot cook them myself.

I threw the rest in the trash. If I can't eat what I paid for, why the hell should I let this douchebag have any?

[Rolan7]

That's dedication to justice, that is!
I could really go for some spicy sausage, but I generally stick with my simple potato-based breakfast.  Beh.

Revenge is a dish that sours, but tastes extra spicy for a while.  Might be worth it, and admirable as proof of willpower!

[scriver]

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/7nq7ww/pfff_you_guys_believe_in_the_twin_towers/ds3xfbf/

Beautiful.

[Spehss _]

Mild WTF.
There is a full moon tonight.
So bright that its light shines through my window,
slightly lighting up my room a tiny bit. But enough to be noticeable.

Full moons can put out a surprising amount of light. I remember nights when I'd be out camping in the middle of nowhere and because of the full moon we didn't need flashlights to see.

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/7nq7ww/pfff_you_guys_believe_in_the_twin_towers/ds3xfbf/

Wooden jetfuel can't melt steel woodstoves.

[martinuzz]

Started storming last evening, hasn't stopped since. Lost my hat twice while going for groceries.
The even shut down the Delta Works storm flood doors at our coast delta, to keep out high waters.

[pisskop]

spilled Bacardi and coke on my laptop.

send halp

[Frumple]

Fire solves all things. Except not being on fire, I guess. It can totally solve the issue of people complaining about things being on fire, though, so it probably evens out somewhere in there.

Also, just noticed Super Mario Odyssey is a thing that exists. Watching gameplay, I can't help but summarize the thing as "How Mario Stole Spike McFang's Hat Trick." _{That ghost makes it extra suspicious. I see that top hat jack, and mr tomato vampire wants 'is hat back.}

[Yoink]

spilled Bacardi and coke on my laptop.

send halp

I'm on my way. Gon slurp that soggy 'puter real good.

[pisskop]

:]

my boss has asked me out for a drink, since we're here.

#exite?

[Frumple]

Uh. Maybe? Sometimes that can be a terrible sign...

[hector13]

Is this the same boss you were trying to avoid 'cause of previously rejected advances?

[Yoink]

Hooray! I remember you mentioning such things being a possibility, good to see it's happening. Good luck mang.


...Now I kinda feel like picking up some rum and dry. Unfortunately I actually have one or two things that I should really probably do today. Ugh.

Fakeedit: goddamn ninjas

[pisskop]

Is this the same boss you were trying to avoid 'cause of previously rejected advances?

rejected in the broad sense yes.  She has feelz for me, but I think its one of those things where we have a sexual spark over platonic friendship.

Truth be told its just a charged feeling I, we if you study her  nonverbal communication, feel.
I'm 100% positive there's mutual attraction.  to the point where she recommended me for a recent promotion i was clearly less qualified and liked for than my competition.

[pisskop]

idk what it, she's asked me out to consume alcohol