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[Yoink]

At first glance my fucked up mind thought they were somehow alive and attached to the insides of the... garment, as some kind of sexual pleasure/torture device. The reality isn't really any less horrifying.



Anyway! Some guy tried to kamehameha me as I walked to the supermarket just before. As he prepared the attack I simply continued walking towards him, entirely ignoring the guy (I'm so freakin' badass), and as I was about to pass him he left off, saying something like "Oh I thought you were someone else," to which I responded with "Ha! We both know you're really just scared of my superior power level!"

...I didn't really say that at all, of course. I actually just uttered that first syllable of laughter as my sole response to the situation.  It's been too long since I watched DBZ to have actually come up with a decently funny, relevant response to the situation. RIP Radiitz.
His mistake(?) certainly made me feel better about a lot of my embarrassments, anyway. Although shortly after I did knock a couple of beers (in cans, not bottles, thank fuck) out of the fridge in the bottleshop after mistakenly thinking they were the front rank of the 6-pack I was attempting to purchase. Whoops. Oh well, honest mistake, at least my error didn't involve loud shouting and mystical hand gestures in a public space.

[JoshuaFH]

I was walking out of Walmart, and a small family of four was loitering in front of the exit, partly blocking it and meandering about so I didn't know what direction they were intending to go, causing to me approach cautiously to not bump into anyone. As I give the family a wide berth, I'm kinda staring at them, trying to communicate with my eyes to let them know they should pick a direction they want to go in and then go. Much to my surprise, they did! The father of the family saw me, did a 180, and walked face-first right into a wall.

I've been tickled all day.

[Arx]

So you're saying that over the course of a single day Yoink has become a saiyan and Josh has developed the ability to control people with his mind? Far out.

[JoshuaFH]

So you're saying that over the course of a single day Yoink has become a saiyan and Josh has developed the ability to control people with his mind? Far out.

With my new mind control power, I've decided to reshape the world how I see fit. Like the bastard child of Yagami Light and Dexter, I'll become the new god of the world. Noone can stop me, except maybe for a certain Saiyan...

[TD1]

So that's why I've been getting the urge to walk into walls recently.

[MrRoboto75]

Anyway! Some guy tried to kamehameha me as I walked to the supermarket just before. As he prepared the attack I simply continued walking towards him, entirely ignoring the guy (I'm so freakin' badass), and as I was about to pass him he left off, saying something like "Oh I thought you were someone else," to which I responded with "Ha! We both know you're really just scared of my superior power level!"

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[TD1]

The language mistakes in that make me feel dead inside.

[hector13]

The language mistakes in that make me feel dead inside.

Do you know many well spoken boxers? I rest my case. /hopefully obvious sarcasm

[pikachu17]

What is kamehameha?

Also, I agree that that rat underwear thing is terrifying. Why the freaking hell would someone want rat heads on their underwear?

[hector13]

Kamehameha is a Polynesian leader.

Also the utterance Goku(?) uses prior to launching his particular brand of nuke.

[Rolan7]

Yeah, it's a Dragon Ball Z thing.  In the anime, a few characters say it when preparing to fire powerful aura/energy beams from their hands.

[LordBaal]

[Greiger]

I don't remember goku having red hair.  I must be way out of the loop then.   Is that pink marshmallow guy still turning everyone into candy?

[EnigmaticHat]

Nah he's a small Indian boy now.

[LordBaal]

It's a new even higher level of God or something. They simply got lazy and changed the color palette and called the day. The pink marshmallow guy went good but still an asshole, which is more or less directly responsible of why Goku needed to achieve that new level to save earth once more.

Nah he's a small Indian boy now.

This is also correct. The guy got split into two parts, bad and good one. Bad one got defeated and reincarnated as the small Indian boy, the good part is just a fat ass asshole that have no qualms picking up fights with unknown people (who turn out to be gods) over a coup of desert.