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[LordBaal]

Here is called bachillerato (which sound suspiciously similar to bachelor), it start in 7th grade right after primary 6th grade and spans 5 years. Then is university and/or then a life of slav... Happy worker four our dearest comrade Maduro. We all love Maduro and his glorious regime.

With love, some Venezuelan dude.

[Yoink]

smdh tryna find a decent version of Oh Susanna on the interwebs (for obvious reasons) and all these fresh-faced poseurs with their weak-arse angelic voices don't sound like they've so much as seen a malboro or a jug of moonshine in their lives    

[Jopax]

Some people need to be punched repeatedly, with each punch being punctuadet by "DO YOU GET IT NOW?!"

[smjjames]

Some people need to be punched repeatedly, with each punch being punctuadet by "DO YOU GET IT NOW?!"

The one where the person got contacted by the porn star's husband is a wierd one. Less 'client from hell' and more 'wtf client'

[TD1]

smdh tryna find a decent version of Oh Susanna on the interwebs (for obvious reasons) and all these fresh-faced poseurs with their weak-arse angelic voices don't sound like they've so much as seen a malboro or a jug of moonshine in their lives    

This is my favourite version.

[Akura]

Some people need to be punched repeatedly, with each punch being punctuadet by "DO YOU GET IT NOW?!"

The one where the person got contacted by the porn star's husband is a wierd one. Less 'client from hell' and more 'wtf client'

The best I've seen for far(as of page 2):

Client: The website looks great, but I think we need more images of children. Do you have a database of images of children that we could take from...?

A second e-mail arrives a few moments later.

Client: I just realized what I was asking. Please ignore and delete all my e-mails with the subject line "Need photos of children."

[Yoink]

smdh tryna find a decent version of Oh Susanna on the interwebs (for obvious reasons) and all these fresh-faced poseurs with their weak-arse angelic voices don't sound like they've so much as seen a malboro or a jug of moonshine in their lives    

This is my favourite version.

Thanks Dwarfy! Better than the ones I've found so far, at least. I still feel like the vocals have room for improvement...   
Also the first time I've heard (or perhaps just noticed?) that forbidden verse of the original lyrics, haha. 

[TD1]

He likes to actually sing the songs rather than get involved with political correctness, which is an approach I appreciate.

[SalmonGod]

Spoiler: Click and Cringe (click to show/hide)

[smjjames]

O.o

[LordBaal]

That's disturbing on so many levels.

[redwallzyl]

That's disturbing on so many levels.

What? You don't wear rodents as underwear?

[smjjames]

That's disturbing on so many levels.

What? You don't wear rodents as underwear?

Better yet, it's a *Masterpiece Giant Rat leather loincloth*

[Arx]

It menaces with spikes of large rat.

[wierd]

large rat tooth.  I see the teeth are still in the rat heads.