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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14519915 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #129450 on: December 19, 2017, 12:15:25 pm »

This isn't actually something that made me go WTF, but ti will make several people at School go WTF.
Basically, I go to school with a lot of crazy people, made all the crazier that it's pretty much the oldest you can be while stupill being in school. We have a long tradition if exchanging stupid gifts, so this year, I literally went ahead and wrapped garlic, and onion, a potato, a can of beans, a box of dog food, and, my favorite, a salt and pepper shaker, but pepper comes out of the salt, and mixed spices comes out of the pepper.
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« Reply #129451 on: December 19, 2017, 12:21:01 pm »

Senior year tradition I guess? I'm sure nearly every highschool has it's senior year traditoon.
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« Reply #129452 on: December 19, 2017, 12:26:33 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.
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« Reply #129453 on: December 19, 2017, 12:50:52 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.

Probably one of those things where everybody says they invented it, but nobody agrees on who did it first. Either because theres so many variants that the origins are unclear or it had multiple orgins in many places.
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« Reply #129454 on: December 19, 2017, 01:15:24 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.

Probably one of those things where everybody says they invented it, but nobody agrees on who did it first. Either because theres so many variants that the origins are unclear or it had multiple orgins in many places.
I remember that peanut butter was made in the states because of the civil war, something about a lot of people not having teeth so they had peanut butter just for nutrition.
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« Reply #129455 on: December 19, 2017, 01:22:15 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.

Probably one of those things where everybody says they invented it, but nobody agrees on who did it first. Either because theres so many variants that the origins are unclear or it had multiple orgins in many places.
I remember that peanut butter was made in the states because of the civil war, something about a lot of people not having teeth so they had peanut butter just for nutrition.

That sounds pretty bogus.
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« Reply #129456 on: December 19, 2017, 01:24:41 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.

Probably one of those things where everybody says they invented it, but nobody agrees on who did it first. Either because theres so many variants that the origins are unclear or it had multiple orgins in many places.
I remember that peanut butter was made in the states because of the civil war, something about a lot of people not having teeth so they had peanut butter just for nutrition.

That sounds pretty bogus.
yeah, but that's the only thing I've heard about peanut butter. So take that as you will.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #129457 on: December 19, 2017, 01:32:05 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.

Probably one of those things where everybody says they invented it, but nobody agrees on who did it first. Either because theres so many variants that the origins are unclear or it had multiple orgins in many places.
I remember that peanut butter was made in the states because of the civil war, something about a lot of people not having teeth so they had peanut butter just for nutrition.

You're thinking of George Washington Carver, who invented a bunch of non-butter uses for peanuts to encourage people to use them for crop rotation.
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« Reply #129458 on: December 19, 2017, 01:38:52 pm »

Peanutbutter isn't an American thing, it's a Dutch invention. You got it from the Netherlands.

Got any source for that? Because obviously peanuts have been eaten for thousands of years before the Dutch ever knew about them, and even wikipedia says it's a Canadian who first patented it.

Probably one of those things where everybody says they invented it, but nobody agrees on who did it first. Either because theres so many variants that the origins are unclear or it had multiple orgins in many places.
I remember that peanut butter was made in the states because of the civil war, something about a lot of people not having teeth so they had peanut butter just for nutrition.

You're thinking of George Washington Carver, who invented a bunch of non-butter uses for peanuts to encourage people to use them for crop rotation.
oh okay, for some reason a lot of people in the states say he invented peanut butter.
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« Reply #129459 on: December 19, 2017, 02:46:54 pm »

oh okay, for some reason a lot of people in the states say he invented peanut butter.
Well, 'Murricans do have a problem with not being the ones to invent everything. *cough* airplanes *cough*
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« Reply #129460 on: December 19, 2017, 03:01:26 pm »

Heh, I'd heard about the Brazillian one who got his thunder stolen by the Wright brothers. Though there were a whole bunch of them at around the same time and all of them were experiments in flight.
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« Reply #129461 on: December 19, 2017, 03:13:29 pm »

oh okay, for some reason a lot of people in the states say he invented peanut butter.
Well, 'Murricans do have a problem with not being the ones to invent everything. *cough* airplanes *cough*
They invented the Colt revolver, can't they be happy with that?
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« Reply #129462 on: December 19, 2017, 03:16:50 pm »

oh okay, for some reason a lot of people in the states say he invented peanut butter.
Well, 'Murricans do have a problem with not being the ones to invent everything. *cough* airplanes *cough*
They invented the Colt revolver, can't they be happy with that?
no, this is the united states of america. basically the annoying little brother that wants to be cool so they take credit for a lot of things they didn't do
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« Reply #129463 on: December 19, 2017, 03:54:54 pm »

Ever since FJ (who I haven't seen in forever ;_;) posted about how cheap Estonian real estate is years ago I keep having this recurring urge to make plans to move there. It's incredibly arbitrary, but I keep being seduced by the idea that right now, I have a full third enough savings to just straight up buy an apartment.

My head is weird, man.
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« Reply #129464 on: December 19, 2017, 05:10:26 pm »

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I remember that peanut butter was made in the states because of the civil war, something about a lot of people not having teeth so they had peanut butter just for nutrition.
You're thinking of George Washington Carver, who invented a bunch of non-butter uses for peanuts to encourage people to use them for crop rotation.
oh okay, for some reason a lot of people in the states say he invented peanut butter.
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