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[Ultimuh]

Never really liked bacon.
Sure I can eat it, it just has a certain taste that.. lingers..

But consider this.. The less of it I eat, the more you can have.

[Dunamisdeos]

Never really liked bacon.
Sure I can eat it, it just has a certain taste that.. lingers..

But consider this.. The less of it I eat, the more you can have.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[AzyWng]

So it turns out one of the people who I attend high school with sexually assaulted two young girls.

Hooray.

[Yoink]

Here at the airport there are large screens opposite all the bays of seats near the entrance, ceaselessly pumping advertisements, most of which are loud.

The wider trend of inescapable advertisements with audio accompaniment is enough of an awful wtf, but this is an especially big "fuck you" to the numerous people choosing to have a snooze whilst awaiting a flight. Including myself, in this instance.

[Dunamisdeos]

I make mental notes not to buy things from invasive ads. I see them in the store and say "that's that super irritating thing I saw" and then I buy something else.

[Hanslanda]

Here at the airport there are large screens opposite all the bays of seats near the entrance, ceaselessly pumping advertisements, most of which are loud.

The wider trend of inescapable advertisements with audio accompaniment is enough of an awful wtf, but this is an especially big "fuck you" to the numerous people choosing to have a snooze whilst awaiting a flight. Including myself, in this instance.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A SNUGGY SHAPED LIKE SNOOKI?? CALL LOUDASS ADS TODAY!

[hector13]

Bacon is one of those things that makes me question the sanity of non-Southerners. Country ham is superior to bacon in every way that matters.

No.

Unless the taste of the ham is covered by copious amounts of very strong tasting cheese, then you are a fool.

[TD1]

I feel there's a joke to be made her connecting "fly, you fools" to flying pigs, but alas, it is just beyond my grasp.

[Frumple]

Unless the taste of the ham is covered by copious amounts of very strong tasting cheese, then you are a fool.

No, no, not cheese, syrup. Or honey, I guess, but I find cane or maple syrup to go better with pork be it bacon or ham than most sorts of honey (at least as a sauce, glaze substances are a different discussion.), most of the time. Not that honey's bad by any means, mind you, just not as good.

Country ham in particular benefits from it 'cause it offsets the would-you-like-ham-to-go-with-your-salt levels of salt that style of ham is usually deliciously encrusted with.

[overseer05-15]

Unless the taste of the ham is covered by copious amounts of very strong tasting cheese, then you are a fool.

No, no, not cheese, syrup. Or honey, I guess, but I find cane or maple syrup to go better with pork be it bacon or ham than most sorts of honey (at least as a sauce, glaze substances are a different discussion.), most of the time. Not that honey's bad by any means, mind you, just not as good.

Country ham in particular benefits from it 'cause it offsets the would-you-like-ham-to-go-with-your-salt levels of salt that style of ham is usually deliciously encrusted with.

S-syrup? Honey? The fact that you eat honey is bad enough, but on ham? What is your problem? Just why?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I can agree with honeyed ham, but the thought of putting cheese on country ham makes me physically ill. Please never eat anything again.

[TD1]

Hey, honey glazed gammon is delicious!

[Tawa]

I don't know how you people can stomach any pork besides pork chops.
I found a literacy test from 1960s Louisiana today. For the unaware, these things were designed to keep Southern black people (who often could not afford to have their kids educated) from voting between the end of the American Civil War and the era of civil rights.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Usually, any questions that the test-taker got correct would have an alternative answer claimed as the correct one; #3, for example, could be either "cross out 'longest'" or "cross out 'the longest word in this line'", and answers to #20 could be anything from "backwards" to "backwards, forwards" to "sdrawrof". Anything with one clear answer is deliberately worded to be excessively confusing and verbose in order to waste the test-taker's time.

To add insult to injury, when white people took the test, the administrators would often deliberately overlook mistakes, let them cheat, or give them the answers outright.

[redwallzyl]

I don't know how you people can stomach any pork besides pork chops.
I found a literacy test from 1960s Louisiana today. For the unaware, these things were designed to keep Southern black people (who often could not afford to have their kids educated) from voting between the end of the American Civil War and the era of civil rights.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Usually, any questions that the test-taker got correct would have an alternative answer claimed as the correct one; #3, for example, could be either "cross out 'longest'" or "cross out 'the longest word in this line'", and answers to #20 could be anything from "backwards" to "backwards, forwards" to "sdrawrof". Anything with one clear answer is deliberately worded to be excessively confusing and verbose in order to waste the test-taker's time.

To add insult to injury, when white people took the test, the administrators would often deliberately overlook mistakes, let them cheat, or give them the answers outright.

Pork chops are the worst form of pork subjectively.

[hector13]

Wtf does question one even mean.

There are no numbers in the sentence, and the "letter of this sentence" doesn't even make sense. A line is also long and straight, you can't draw it round something else it ceases to be a line.