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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14520728 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #128520 on: November 08, 2017, 05:10:07 pm »

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« Reply #128521 on: November 08, 2017, 05:28:18 pm »

There are few sounds more sublime than the skirling of the pipes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #128522 on: November 08, 2017, 05:29:20 pm »

fuck ur yes aw spraffin shite aboot muh hame fur ahll chib yes aw aye you fannybaws mon then yes jist diae ken music when yes hear it

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« Reply #128523 on: November 08, 2017, 05:40:35 pm »

It not only makes me wtf to hear of people disliking the beautiful, heart-wrenching sound of bagpipes - it makes me strangely angry deep down.

Sure, I would be disgusted by people disrespecting other kinds of niche music that I like and would do my best not to have anything further to do with them, but the idea of people complaining about bagpipes makes me mad... almost as mad as someone insulting Vegemite or, worse yet, claiming to prefer marmite or something.

Must be my Scottish ancestors shouting at my subconscious.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #128524 on: November 08, 2017, 05:42:26 pm »

You actually eat vegemite?
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« Reply #128525 on: November 08, 2017, 05:45:37 pm »

You actually eat vegemite?

I do, now -- thanks to Yoink, actually. It works well as a flavorant for onion gravy on fried tofu or lotus root chips.
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« Reply #128526 on: November 08, 2017, 05:53:15 pm »

Vegemite is not the weirdest foodstuff in that sentence.
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« Reply #128527 on: November 08, 2017, 06:35:22 pm »

Vegemite is not the weirdest foodstuff in that sentence.

It's no weirder than nutritional yeast, certainly.

What's so weird about tofu? It's a good idea to marinate it in kombu shiitake dashi before frying to give it some flavor, sure, but you could say that about mycoprotein too.

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« Reply #128528 on: November 08, 2017, 06:43:59 pm »

Vegemite is not the weirdest foodstuff in that sentence.

It's no weirder than nutritional yeast, certainly.

What's so weird about tofu? It's a good idea to marinate it in kombu shiitake dashi before frying to give it some flavor, sure, but you could say that about mycoprotein too.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #128529 on: November 08, 2017, 06:49:57 pm »

Vegemite is not the weirdest foodstuff in that sentence.

It's no weirder than nutritional yeast, certainly.

What's so weird about tofu? It's a good idea to marinate it in kombu shiitake dashi before frying to give it some flavor, sure, but you could say that about mycoprotein too.

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« Reply #128530 on: November 08, 2017, 07:05:21 pm »

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over my bacon sizzling

Oh, that reminds me: vegemite's also an excellent way to make barbeque jackfruit more savory.

Also, if you like bacon, try roast scorpion. It's crunchier.
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« Reply #128531 on: November 08, 2017, 07:50:44 pm »

Is it as salty? Saltiness is where it’s at.
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« Reply #128532 on: November 08, 2017, 08:06:45 pm »

Also, if you like bacon, try roast scorpion. It's crunchier.
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Mind you, it's still bacon and even devil bacon is bacon so long as it's bacon and not bacon shaped charcoal, but still. Evil. Crunchier is a condemnation, not a complement.
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« Reply #128533 on: November 08, 2017, 08:23:10 pm »

What’s wrong with you man, crunchy bacon is the only good bacon.
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« Reply #128534 on: November 08, 2017, 09:14:24 pm »

I have a dream that one day both crunchy and soft bacon eaters, and indeed all bacon eaters will live in harmony.

('cept turkey bacon. screw that.)
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