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[ChairmanPoo]

I've always held the suspicion that the blood bank consultant where I did my residency was embezzling plasma.  I swear she looked 15 years younger than her age

[GiglameshDespair]

Bin Laden was a fan of anime and video games

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[Dunamisdeos]

I've always held the suspicion that the blood bank consultant where I did my residency was embezzling plasma.  I swear she looked 15 years younger than her age

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.........colas and other unhealthy non-organic beverages. Mostly water and fresh juice.

[redwallzyl]

Bin Laden was a fan of anime and video games

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Confirmed, anime makes you an international terrorist mastermind.

[Teneb]

Bin Laden was a fan of anime and video games

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I hope terrorist-senpai notices me before his suicide bombing.

[Reelya]

Confirmed: big three anime makes you a terrorist.

Naruto, Bleach, and Dragon Ball games

(EDIT I think he was more of a gamer, the only actual anime series on the drive was Devil May Cry. And ... that's not actually something that's popular with the anime crowd as a whole, only people who are into the game).

[TD1]

Hey, I've seen none of them, and I'm still a....

Emmmm....

A Philanthropist. Right.

[Frumple]

Man, what. It takes a hell of a conceptual personality for something to agree with replacing their skeleton as a means of gaining power. Another to actually write out the process with a good bit more detail than normally involved in the rare cases the subject comes up.

And we're not talking modern/future medicine and shit, here. We're talking jumping into a ball of psychic punch fire, which then melts out your bones and turns you into a lump of squirming flesh, nerves kept still kept functioning because who the hell knows. Then they punch the new skeleton into the mindfire and it's up to you to reattach yourself to it. Also the skeleton is actively trying to stop you, you've got under an hour to manage it, and yes you are still on fire.

Things were only mildly graphic up to this point, then suddenly fleshlump and mention that the screaming only stopped because the mouth burnt off. Squirmy "No Bones" McBurnington is basically the MC's pet cat, too. Like, you know the cat's going to make it because this is still the Golden Thumbing of Dong, but damn.

[Dunamisdeos]

Man, what. It takes a hell of a conceptual personality for something to agree with replacing their skeleton as a means of gaining power. Another to actually write out the process with a good bit more detail than normally involved in the rare cases the subject comes up.

And we're not talking modern/future medicine and shit, here. We're talking jumping into a ball of psychic punch fire, which then melts out your bones and turns you into a lump of squirming flesh, nerves kept still kept functioning because who the hell knows. Then they punch the new skeleton into the mindfire and it's up to you to reattach yourself to it. Also the skeleton is actively trying to stop you, you've got under an hour to manage it, and yes you are still on fire.

Things were only mildly graphic up to this point, then suddenly fleshlump and mention that the screaming only stopped because the mouth burnt off. Squirmy "No Bones" McBurnington is basically the MC's pet cat, too. Like, you know the cat's going to make it because this is still the Golden Thumbing of Dong, but damn.

Yeah man, that sounds legit. Follow your dreams.

*madly dialing 911*

[Frumple]

Ha ha ha, silly dun. There is no 911 in Dong Land. Probably got eaten by the mountain (chain) sized devil weasels.

[hector13]

You need to put me in touch with your deale- I mean, perhaps you should stop partaking in the psychoactives.

[Frumple]

Man, it's not my dealer you need to get in touch with, it's whoever the author of this thing's is. I've never bothered to check.

[EnigmaticHat]

Ha ha ha, silly dun. There is no 911 in Dong Land. Probably got eaten by the mountain (chain) sized devil weasels.

So... not just giant, but particularly giant because its a weasel.  Unless devil weasels are particularly large?

[Dunamisdeos]

Ha ha ha, silly dun. There is no 911 in Dong Land. Probably got eaten by the mountain (chain) sized devil weasels.

So... not just giant, but particularly giant because its a weasel.  Unless devil weasels are particularly large?

I believe that devil weasels must naturally be the size of a mountain, or he would have clarified "giant" ones, indicating large than normal.

This begs the question of the diet and hunting parents of a DW. Do they eat the concept of emergency assistance, or simply entire call centers? What so they supplement this with? Are they in fact burrowing mammals? The dispatcher told me to keep him talking

[Frumple]

Devil weasels are apparently pretty large, yes. Multiple hundreds of feet long as an adolescent, and they apparently grow as they get older/stronger. Technically they're (celestial) demon martens, but after eventually getting around to looking up what a marten actually was I calls it like I sees it.

As for their diet, there's apparently an entire ecosystem of landmark sized punch magic critters flittering around somewhere, occasionally stepping on the incidental empire/continent. Also basically everything in this setting (and often others like it) eventually end up being able to largely subsist on environmental punch magic fuel. I don't question it, just nod my head and keep reading when someone's sat there with their eyes closed for several months attempting to produce fist induced nuclear reactions inside their soul or whatever the hell is going on with these thing are.

E: In any case, as predicted, the cat made it through replacing its bones. It is now a ten or fifteen or so foot tall black man, as near as I can tell. Goddamn punch magic stories.