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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14518989 times)

overseer05-15

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #126975 on: September 25, 2017, 07:58:52 pm »

I feel like... an adult.
Weird, also want kids, anyone interested in breeding?

Maybe, but if you're male that may require some very creative biological engineering. Creative in the literal sense, as in the tech doesn't exist yet.

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« Reply #126976 on: September 25, 2017, 08:04:01 pm »

I feel like... an adult.
Weird, also want kids, anyone interested in breeding?

Maybe, but if you're male that may require some very creative biological engineering. Creative in the literal sense, as in the tech doesn't exist yet.

we have the technology. Egan_BW is a volunteer. Bring him forth to the OR!
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« Reply #126977 on: September 25, 2017, 10:00:39 pm »

-snip-

why does chile not exist on the map
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« Reply #126978 on: September 25, 2017, 10:08:33 pm »

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why does chile not exist on the map

I was crazy hungry, and the Skyline was right there, so I ate the chile.
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« Reply #126979 on: September 25, 2017, 11:11:54 pm »

Heh, it's probably old news, but I still get a chuckle out of the USA's famous nuclear launch codes that spies are always trying to steal in the movies actually being "00000000" in real life, because they found out that farting around with the original codes was too unreliable.

And the fact that a food deliverer once found a silo command center's door propped open with the officers asleep. That's how easy a terrorist launch would be ... get a job in catering then punch some zeros in when you're lucky enough to find the silo unattended.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2017, 11:15:12 pm by Reelya »
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« Reply #126980 on: September 25, 2017, 11:22:28 pm »

Now consider the fact that we as a species plan on living for quite a long time still. How long will it be, so long as nukes exist, until they're used, maybe by some crazy coincidence?
After all, give it enough time and eventually enough caterers will have had that opportunity that one of them is crazy enough to take it.
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« Reply #126981 on: September 25, 2017, 11:43:50 pm »

Quote from: Hypothetical Nuclear Caterer
Time for the Last Supper, bitches.
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« Reply #126982 on: September 26, 2017, 03:45:01 am »

Finally home. Whew, I'm tired.
Those days and late nights of junk food, beer and lazing around playing videogames really took it out of me. Seriously - I feel so unhealthy. :-[
Had the first instance of asthma (not quite so severe to be classed as an "attack", I don't think) I've had in freaking ages.
Now I need to gather some energy, struggle through some exercise and eat a decent meal. Might doze off before then, though. As much as naps are usually the enemy, I think I might need one.


Bonus WTF: last night I watched Escape From Tomorrow.
I had no idea what to expect... wow, that was quite a ride. Highly recommended for anyone and everyone.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #126983 on: September 26, 2017, 04:16:52 am »

why does chile not exist on the map
It does exist, it is just too well camouflaged to see it

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« Reply #126984 on: September 26, 2017, 07:46:24 am »

Had a weird pseudo dream, just black and white flashes of New York's skyline and bridges but for some reason the fortress of Gundabad was also there... (I think it was Gundabad anyway)
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« Reply #126985 on: September 26, 2017, 08:01:29 am »

Well, the drain in my shower's not doing its job.
Get some sodium hydroxide (of whatever commercial brand) and it'll eat through all that deposit. Just make sure there's no aluminium in your piping.
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« Reply #126986 on: September 26, 2017, 08:09:09 am »

Had a weird pseudo dream, just black and white flashes of New York's skyline and bridges but for some reason the fortress of Gundabad was also there... (I think it was Gundabad anyway)
Far oveeer.... the Misty Mountains cold....
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« Reply #126987 on: September 26, 2017, 08:48:31 am »

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What is Iceland doing
Why is Kashmir being so edgy
The fuck why is Hawaii so grossly incandescent

Why did you post a big picture with nothing on it?
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« Reply #126988 on: September 26, 2017, 09:16:49 am »

Well, the drain in my shower's not doing its job.

Did this last year, though I moved out last time before it became an issue. Less than 2 weeks in this time.

I tried unblocking it. It's some weird fucking system. There's a little... "cistern" thing in the middle of the plug, and it drains at the top around the edges of the cistern. Said edges are clogged, and I mean CLOGGED with hair (Way more than even I could have dropped, in spite of my present balding). So, I donned some marigolds and started to remove as much as possible. I didn't get much because it turns out it's fucking HARD.

Probably going to have to ask if they can get someone to sort it, I sure as hell can't. In the meantime, I'll have to have showers that last less than 3 minutes so I don't flood the bathroom. There was still water in there from my shower I had 4 hours ago.

WHY they went for this retarded plug over a conventional and fucking WORKING plug is beyond me.

HOT BLEACH.

Heat the bleach in the microwave in a glass container with a handle. pyrex measuring cup is ideal. Heat it to boiling. Pour it very slowly down the drain. It obliterates hair in seconds.
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« Reply #126989 on: September 26, 2017, 09:33:16 am »

wear a gasmask
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