I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff about Nibiru, the invisible, intangible planet that will hit the earth on Saturday and all my what the actual fucks have been expended.
Every last one. To top it off, the coke guy here at work said his sibling and her family are buying ammo to prepare. Like what are you going to do shoot a fucking planet out of the sky with a rifle?
You just made me go WTF. How is it going to hit the Earth if it is intangible? Intangible means that it can not be
touched and a collision is just a touch with extra force.
Ah, but you see, Nibiru isn't going to hit Earth. It's going to permanently eclipse the sun and usher forth a new age of frost. The ammo is for shooting the satanic pagan UN Peacekeepers who will come to ritually butcher Christians and redistribute their meat in the communist world order.
For that matter, it can not eclipse the Sun either, because it is invisible, thus completely transparent. Guys, get your latin right.
No, the Earth, like all planets, is flat. Nibiru, then, is paper-thin and will cover the earth without actually damaging anything. The guns are to tear holes in it so they don't suffocate.
Oh, yeah, intangible again, no suffocating for anyone, as the air just passes through it.
But yeah, being invisible and intangible, how do they "
know" it is even there. Does it at least have gravity? Because if it does, I would be worried.
Not about earth being shattered, but about the
Black hole (no, not a planet) passing by and disrupting the orbit and the tides. And if it is too slow, also sucking out the Sun. Oh and the ammo is against the looters, I would guess. Though if it is a black hole and it sucks away the sun, there is nothing a rifle can do about it.