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[Rolan7]

Think the zombie puns should sahaugin the thread?

[pisskop]

this sudden zombie derail is a real treat.  A thriller

[milo christiansen]

I got in my car today, and the speedometer didn't work. A few seconds later it zoomed over to 130 (MPH) and stuck there. Needless to say I turned around and headed straight home (I was only ¼ mile away). The really weird part is that sitting in park in the driveway, it still read 130, and to odometer kept increasing. Seems the transmission guy screwed up the speed sensor.

[Tack]

Oh wow I nearly missed a pun war.
All of the easy ones are taken, it's already branching out and on the verge of death..
Not sure if I wanna try one and ruin my reputation for being gib, do you think I could make it work?

[scriver]

I got in my car today, and the speedometer didn't work. A few seconds later it zoomed over to 130 (MPH) and stuck there. Needless to say I turned around and headed straight home (I was only ¼ mile away). The really weird part is that sitting in park in the driveway, it still read 130, and to odometer kept increasing. Seems the transmission guy screwed up the speed sensor.

I read that as odormeter.

[Teneb]

Oh wow I nearly missed a pun war.
All of the easy ones are taken, it's already branching out and on the verge of death..
Not sure if I wanna try one and ruin my reputation for being gib, do you think I could make it work?

There is no end to the torment in the Things that made you go "Wraith the Fuck?" today o_O thread.

[pisskop]

Its okay.

there is no undead joke like that of a flayed skin or singular piece of hair coming to life and smothering you.

Or bruising your skin.

Or being invulnerable to normal weapons because you weigh nothing and are the size of a pixie fart.



ooooooOoo

The undead hair follicle!



whatever possessed toady to make hair come back to life?  It sounds like a gimmick tbh.  somebody thought, and said,'hair has dead cells, lets make them attack the palyer!'?

[Rose]

The problem is they're unkillable also, so your dwarfs will attack them till they die of hunger.

[Paxiecrunchle]

How would pie-affinity equate to cake-rape? If anything, it makes you a cake-bigot.
Not that is really matters, as everyone knows that cookies are the only superior pastry.

This discussion.

[Tack]

There is no end to the torment in the Things that made you go "Wraith the Fuck?" today o_O thread.

... wow. Could your puns be any draugr?
Also the pun was "Gib, do. Gibdo"[/transparent]

[TD1]

That pun was made in grave error. It reveals a s-hallow personality, which doesn't realise what's at stake. If the living are to survive, they need more of a boo-st than that. Witch, I suppose, is the point.

[TheBiggerFish]

I just felt someone walking over my grave.  So many ghost puns.

[ChairmanPoo]

I got in my car today, and the speedometer didn't work. A few seconds later it zoomed over to 130 (MPH) and stuck there. Needless to say I turned around and headed straight home (I was only ¼ mile away). The really weird part is that sitting in park in the driveway, it still read 130, and to odometer kept increasing. Seems the transmission guy screwed up the speed sensor.

I read that as odormeter.

odor?

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[Felissan]

Me: "Dad, it's getting late. Maybe we should eat?"
Dad: "I ate by myself without telling you to convey a message."

[Egan_BW]

Not telling someone something is the opposite of conveying a message.