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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125475 on: August 16, 2017, 02:17:59 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125476 on: August 16, 2017, 02:28:34 pm »

I think the confusion stems from me using "documentation" as in, like, something documenting history. Can be stonework monuments like the Ramses statues or Petra, or could be an artifact or something. Not paper. That was fuckin' weird, I was wondering "why the fuck is he going all ape over paper? i never even said paper." Just so happens that a lot of historical documentation today *is* paper. But some aren't! To wit: Documentaries.

My argument boils down to "A monument, IN AN OF ITSELF fuck you pyramids you miserable pile of shitty stone, has no historical weight to it, any more than a tasteful vase does. The surroundings of that monument are what make it important (like if it were a Ming vase)."

I could also make the argument that the consideration of the population that monument resides in outweighs the historical weight of it to an extent, but you could argue against that with "BUT ISIS," (though I wouldn't agree, since ISIS aren't exactly the population of the area). And the fact that it's also historically relevant that people feel strongly enough about tearing it down to take it into their own hands after years of governmental deadlock. But those are side-arguments and aren't my main point at all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125477 on: August 16, 2017, 02:50:45 pm »

Meanwhile in Spain: Man found dead with his genitalia tied to his shotgun

http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/3113265/0/muerto-murcia-genitales-escopeta/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125478 on: August 16, 2017, 02:54:44 pm »

But...he didn't shoot himself? It says there wasn't any blood.

What, did he make a blood clot in his dick and die of a heart attack before he could shoot himself?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125479 on: August 16, 2017, 03:08:51 pm »

Meanwhile in Spain: Man found dead with his genitalia tied to his shotgun

http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/3113265/0/muerto-murcia-genitales-escopeta/
But...he didn't shoot himself? It says there wasn't any blood.

What, did he make a blood clot in his dick and die of a heart attack before he could shoot himself?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125480 on: August 16, 2017, 03:43:53 pm »

Meanwhile in Spain: Man found dead with his genitalia tied to his shotgun

http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/3113265/0/muerto-murcia-genitales-escopeta/
Shotgun was pump action, clearly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125481 on: August 16, 2017, 03:50:27 pm »

You could say he was... nuts for guns.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125482 on: August 16, 2017, 04:14:40 pm »

There has to be a better one liner.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125483 on: August 16, 2017, 04:18:52 pm »

There has to be a better one liner.


it's one line, see
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125484 on: August 16, 2017, 04:40:43 pm »

He was loaded for game cock
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125485 on: August 16, 2017, 05:03:30 pm »

He died cocking his gun.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125486 on: August 16, 2017, 05:21:37 pm »

"Deadly Erections 2: Kingdom Come"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125487 on: August 16, 2017, 05:23:03 pm »

Just a stray bullet from the barrel of love.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125488 on: August 16, 2017, 05:24:38 pm »

I think the confusion stems from me using "documentation" as in, like, something documenting history. Can be stonework monuments like the Ramses statues or Petra, or could be an artifact or something. Not paper. That was fuckin' weird, I was wondering "why the fuck is he going all ape over paper? i never even said paper." Just so happens that a lot of historical documentation today *is* paper. But some aren't! To wit: Documentaries.

My argument boils down to "A monument, IN AN OF ITSELF fuck you pyramids you miserable pile of shitty stone, has no historical weight to it, any more than a tasteful vase does. The surroundings of that monument are what make it important (like if it were a Ming vase)."

I could also make the argument that the consideration of the population that monument resides in outweighs the historical weight of it to an extent, but you could argue against that with "BUT ISIS," (though I wouldn't agree, since ISIS aren't exactly the population of the area). And the fact that it's also historically relevant that people feel strongly enough about tearing it down to take it into their own hands after years of governmental deadlock. But those are side-arguments and aren't my main point at all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125489 on: August 16, 2017, 05:24:50 pm »

Here a little bit of happiness for you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkq6oY2JPM

A completely accurate video on police procedure in international waters.
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