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[Eric Blank]

Dont fucking summon it, im still trying to get it of my moms laptop.



Last night the smoke was so thick the moon was barely visible, and what could be seen was only a dull rusty orange. It was quite eerie. But tonight its at least a little clearer.

Also some idiot flooded the mens bathroom at work today just as i was preparing to leave. i also did gas pump tech support; some elderly couple came by and their pump shut off after pumping barely a gallon and a half. So i go out there to find out whats wrong and end up just telling them to hang up the pump and run the card again. And it works! Im a hero for reminding them to do the blatantly obvious.
And this one guy wanted propane, when i said one of his tanks was expired so i couldnt fill it, hed rather just give us the tank, like dispose of it, than get it recertified. Why. Its not like its damaged. We could even exchange it for a good one that comes pre-filled. But no, just leave it with us, right?

[wierd]

It was always my experience that it was McAffee that was the eldritch horror...

Allowing deamons from beyond to run, reaching deep tentacles into your system's very soul, and resisting all forms of exorcism... AND, worst of all--- BUNDLED as shovelware on nearly every system that I was graced with...

[Khan Boyzitbig]

It was always my experience that it was McAffee that was the eldritch horror...

Allowing deamons from beyond to run, reaching deep tentacles into your system's very soul, and resisting all forms of exorcism... AND, worst of all--- BUNDLED as shovelware on nearly every system that I was graced with...

Eldritch horror certainly describes that abomination. It actually was malware at one point (when it destroyed all those systems, one of mine was included).

[Edmus]

In the pantheon of free AV, t'was McAfee that seduced AVG to darkness, opened its mind to the incomprehensible corruption of toolbars.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Skulking Vermin! Keep them away from the food supplies!

Bloody rats in the bin shed. 5 of the squeakers.

[Frumple]

Cat bomb the land and laugh into the distance.

... alternatively, snakes! Some nice vermin primary dieting constrictors let loose can work wonders.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Britain doesn't have many native snakes, grass snakes may be large enough but this isn't their habitat.
I'll get in touch with those whose job is to dispose of them tomorrow most likely.

[ChairmanPoo]

Cat bomb the land

and boil the sea

[overseer05-15]

Cat bomb the land

and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

[TD1]

Cat bomb the land

and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

Sigtexted!

[overseer05-15]

Cat bomb the land

and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

Sigtexted!

[acoustic guitar riff]

[Helgoland]

Cat bomb the land

and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

She was fierce, she was cruel
But she pierced me right through
Locked me up, held me tight
I gave up with no fight
[a capello, going from normal to very deep] She put a spell on me

Anybody want to do the second verse?

[Frumple]

... and in today's edition of "words you never thought you'd string together", we have: "Auto-asphyxiation by means dermal excretion."

Aka drowning in sweat. Goddamn florida.

[Gunner-Chan]

Welcome to every summer here where I live. God I hate humidity.

[hops]

... and in today's edition of "words you never thought you'd string together", we have: "Auto-asphyxiation by means dermal excretion."

Aka drowning in sweat. Goddamn florida.

Better than Auto-asphyxiation by means of dental extraction.