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[TD1]

*sends TempAcc a complimentary date-kit*

[Tawa]

doesn't Temp already have a girlfriend, though

[TempAcc]

THATS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD SEND HELP

Like, I haven't even flirted once. I don't remember suddenly developing Presence as a discipline in VtM, or IRL.

[TD1]

Well, look at her. If her butt looks more grabable than the current model, consider an upgrade.

Alternatively, bring gf to gym and do bf things to her  in front of the receptionist.

[Sirus]

Ah. Well that's more awkward.

My joke advice is to have them compete in a gladitorial deathmatch for your affections.
My real advice is to try and ignore reception lady's flirtations. If she makes a more open move (asks you out, for example), let her down gently.

^{_{I have literally zero experience in these matters so take all of my advice with a heaping pile of salt}}

[Draignean]

THATS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD SEND HELP

Like, I haven't even flirted once. I don't remember suddenly developing Presence as a discipline in VtM, or IRL.

You're chatty with her, right? She's a receptionist. Some people flirt when bored, it's a flattering, but unserious, thing.

Easiest way to settle things is see if you can insert the phrase 'my girlfriend' into one of your chats. It's a good signal that you like having amiable chats, but you're not exactly available.

Just... don't be awkward about it.

[TempAcc]

I kno, right? Its just she's been specially flirty with me, to the point some of my gym mates are making jokes about it. Like, we crossed eachother on the street a day ago and she said something along the lines of "I'm watching you", with a certain tone of voice.

I mean, either she's like that with everyone and I'm just not noticing, or she was being real flirty, so it got kinda awkward? I can solve this, I'm just kinda surprised this is even happening, I mean, I don't consider myself the most charming person ever, specially since I go the gym at around 17 o' clock, when my hair is essentialy a rampaging cthulhoid and I'm kinda already looking tired/like a hobo.

[ChairmanPoo]

I've been getting very strong flashbacks in the last couple of days or weeks... 

As in, suddenly having very very vivid recollections. Sometimes from a looong time ago. Stuff that I had not remembered in years

[Yoink]

Just... don't be awkward about it.

* TempAcc finishes a gym session and suddenly screams, "I have a girlfriend leave me alone!"

* TempAcc runs from the gym in tears, managing to whack his face on a clear glass surface next to the door in the process.

Fakeedit:

I've been getting very strong flashbacks in the last couple of days or weeks... 

As in, suddenly having very very vivid recollections. Sometimes from a looong time ago. Stuff that I had not remembered in years

Write them down, probably.   

[overseer05-15]

If this isn't WTF-worthy, I don't know what is.

NSFS

What the fuck on god's green earth is this shit

[Tawa]

NSFS

Is that supposed to say NSFW? I assumed the S meant "squeamish" or something and was unpleasantly surprised.

[Sirus]

NSFS

Is that supposed to say NSFW? I assumed the S meant "squeamish" or something and was unpleasantly surprised.

N(ot)S(afe)F(or)S(anity)

[milo christiansen]

Where in the hell is that anyway? I need to know where to avoid...

[Sirus]

I think it was Australia (Melbourne, maybe?) but I'm not going back to double-check.

[milo christiansen]

I wonder why not? /s