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[EnigmaticHat]

I had nerf guns when I was kid.  Problem is that my mom didn't want us firing them indoors, and using them outside would result in losing all the darts.  So... RIP.

I actually saw nerf heaven tho.  My parents were looking for a new house around when I finished middle school, and one of the houses we looked at was... interesting.  Basically it was a huge house with a huge lawn but it was all very badly kept.  The lawn was scattered brown clumps of grass on dry ground.  The house itself had a bajillion seperate rooms but they made no sense.  They weren't easy to access without walking through one another so they wouldn't have made good bedrooms for a large number of people, but I'm not sure why any one family would have needed so many interconnected small rooms.  But one thing it would have been amazing for, the only thing I can think of really, is epic nerf wars in a giant labyrinth of rooms.

...granted there was no chance we were going to get that house, I'm not sure we could have realistically even afforded it.  Granted despite being a mansion the property was shitty in every other way and this was when the house market collapse was in full force, so maybe it was severely under priced?  Doubt it tho, it seems that people who own houses would prefer to leave them empty then take a loss selling them.

[pisskop]

I think Im getting sick.

I have a weird mucus in my nose, and I feel perpetually about to sneeze.  I had some issues sleeping last night and only ran 1.5 miles yesterday.



Why, oh why?  I suppose I should be lucky it only happens 1 or 2 times a year.  And even these symptoms are more annoying than the usual sore throat and slightly inflamed limby bits.

[Akura]

Purchased a small lockbox today. I can't open it, it's locked and the key is inside it. Probably should have checked that before paying for it.

[Teneb]

Purchased a small lockbox today. I can't open it, it's locked and the key is inside it. Probably should have checked that before paying for it.

The perfect time to learn how to lockpick.

[Rolan7]

Firefox lost all my cookies due to a lightning strike... again.  This is as weird as it is annoying, having to log back in to everything.

Especially because this means Youtube videos default to autoplay, even after logging back in!  It's a cookie, not tied to account.  I also briefly saw Bay12 without darkling.  my eyes

And now that the rain passed, the fecking lawnmowers are doing a THIRD pass right outside my window.  Every Thursday, blugh.

[pisskop]

If its the really cheapo kind, a paperclip can do alright.



I was told to go straight for buying one of those 'glass doorknobs and skip books, guns, or any other device to learn how to pick better.

[Akura]

Purchased a small lockbox today. I can't open it, it's locked and the key is inside it. Probably should have checked that before paying for it.

The perfect time to learn how to lockpick.

All the tutorials and stuff seem to be for a different model lockbox(many assume it has a number lock), and others involve destroying the lock, or suggest buying new keys.

[heydude6]

That's bizarre, surely there is some sort of general lockpicking tutorial out there that teaches you how to pick a lock without breaking it.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Noticed a livestream of a speech Trump is giving in Poland and opened it on a lark.  First thing I hear is him talking about the Warsaw Uprising.  I have to say, that is not something that I was expecting as the first thing to hear when I opened it up.

[redwallzyl]

Noticed a livestream of a speech Trump is giving in Poland and opened it on a lark.  First thing I hear is him talking about the Warsaw Uprising.  I have to say, that is not something that I was expecting as the first thing to hear when I opened it up.

He is almost certainly reading something someone else wrote then. i am 100% sure Trump knows nothing about polish history.

[AzyWng]

i am 100% sure Trump knows nothing about polish history.

Oh god Trump and I have something in common!

Do tell me about everything he gets wrong - I could use a bit of knowledge, and since Trump is Trump, he'll need plenty of corrections anyway.

What was the Warsaw Uprising, anyway? I've never actually heard of it...

[redwallzyl]

i am 100% sure Trump knows nothing about polish history.

Oh god Trump and I have something in common!

Do tell me about everything he gets wrong - I could use a bit of knowledge, and since Trump is Trump, he'll need plenty of corrections anyway.

What was the Warsaw Uprising, anyway? I've never actually heard of it...

The best explanation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzeNBRbWXpI
Through Sabaton!

[Tawa]

I just realized that TheBiggerFish hasn't logged on for 11 days now.

I hope he's alright :c

[scourge728]

I just realized that TheBiggerFish hasn't logged on for 11 days now.

I hope he's alright :c

there's always a bigger bigger fish

[inteuniso]

Apparently, after the Civil War ended in the United States,things got worse.

Why is every story in history secretly a Worm fanfiction?