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[martinuzz]

Kinda already done... One of the original old Pink Panther movies had it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbPb6PrC2Ro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jdq56mLnKs

Cluso goes home after being declared legally dead (due to being missing after being robbed by a transvestite carjacker, who steals his clothes, then gets into a fatal car wreck. Cluso has to wear the women's attire that the car jacker had on originally, and gets picked up by the police who think he is a sexual deviant (this is the 70s), and keep him in lockup overnight.) only to find that his associate, Caito, has transformed his home into a "chinese nookie factory." Literally overnight.

Must .. Kill .. Clouseau

[Silverthrone]

I suppose that I would have to sleep in the attic, in such a scenario. As for the bathroom, well.

Me, holding towel and razor: "Do hurry up in there, I have an appointment!"
Lady, with client: "Well, you try having a luxurious bubble bath experience in this egg-cup!"
Client: "Oi! Wait yer turn, or git yer own!"

[heydude6]

They also did a Simpsons episode on that. It was one of the newer ones though so I'm not too surprised that nobody has heard of it. Ned Flanders was the victim in case you were curious.

[Silverthrone]

I quite like Ned Flanders's door bell. I would love to have one of those. There is probably an on-line shop for that.

As for the Simpsons, I have not seen it in years. It is probably good, quality has never been its problem. But it has been running for nearly three decades, and I have simply had my fill.

[Akura]

I would think that after three decades, you'd run out of topics to make a cartoon about.

Also The Simpsons are slightly older than I am, wow.

[heydude6]

I would think that after three decades, you'd run out of topics to make a cartoon about.

They kind of did, most people consider modern Simpsons to be shit. I remember an episode where marge and homer went to a sperm clinic, changed their mind, and that was it. An entire 30 minute featuring a boring car ride and a lacklustre destination.

[Lord Shonus]

I wouldn't call modern Simpsons to be lower quality, but I don't watch it much anymore because they don't use the character dynamics I like anymore.

[Akura]

A very frustrating day at work, which required me to spend all day in an extremely cramped place with little room to move, and no ability to get clear quickly should something happen, all due to the fact that someone decided park a giant stair-ladder where I would normally work - technically I still was working in that spot, just with a giant goddamned stair-ladder in the way. And all my co-workers seem to be mad at me for getting mad at them because all of them need to remove their heads from their asses. It's bad enough trying to work in such a tight spot, and it doesn't help having to 5 people's jobs for them because they simply refuse to do it right themselves. I'm starting to doubt the store's ability to do well, and we've actually been doing below par lately.


And when I got home, I find that my mother threw out the box my PC case came in, which I was keeping so that I had something to move it in safely should I ever need to take my PC somewhere. And it wasn't like it was just sitting there, it was large enough that I was using it to store stuff on top of it.

[Lord Shonus]

A very frustrating day at work, which required me to spend all day in an extremely cramped place with little room to move, and no ability to get clear quickly should something happen, all due to the fact that someone decided park a giant stair-ladder where I would normally work - technically I still was working in that spot, just with a giant goddamned stair-ladder in the way. And all my co-workers seem to be mad at me for getting mad at them because all of them need to remove their heads from their asses. It's bad enough trying to work in such a tight spot, and it doesn't help having to 5 people's jobs for them because they simply refuse to do it right themselves. I'm starting to doubt the store's ability to do well, and we've actually been doing below par lately.

If you are in the US, that is blatantly illegal. File an anonomoys OSHA complaint.

[Akura]

To clarify, the reason it's so tight is because I'm working on a clothing rack between me and the main aisle which, obviously, needs to remain clear due to constant traffic. I can simply push the rack out of the way assuming one of my asshole coworkers doesn't put something in the way. Which they do. Furthermore, I'm pretty sure the reason the ladder was there was because of a giant pile of stuff that came in over the weekend. I still think it's bullshit since every single time they need just a little more space, where I do my job is what they pick.

[Reelya]

https://www.inverse.com/article/32446-sex-first-time-virginity-age

In addition to not knowing how to catalog and define sexual experiences which don’t involve penises, our society hasn’t figured out why virginity is even a worthwhile topic of study. When the concept was coined, it was a metric by which men could judge the worth of a woman — if she was a virgin, she’d fetch a higher dowry for her hand. Now that the transactional nature of marriage between a man and a woman’s father has changed

... don't you love "expert" commentators who don't even know the first thing about how the systems they're critiquing even worked. I'm kinda guessing that 99.9% of bay12ers actually know better about what a dowry was than this "expert" writing the article.

The idea of a dowry being a payment made by the groom to the father fits well with feminist theory as women as chattels, but unfortunately it's the opposite. Dowry is the money given by the father to help provide for the marriage, it's her share of the inheritance basically, and is common in patrilineal societies precisely because on the death of the father, the sons receive a share of the inheritance. The daughters get their share when they marry, and that's dowry. The father is not selling his daughters. That's not what a dowry is.

[Neonivek]

I know... that I am going to get hate stares for this

But since when has Feminism cared about historical facts? Or facts in general?

[Lord Shonus]

Besides that, it is a scientific fact that somebody who spams Spongebob pictures in their article is automatically wrong about everything.

[Descan]

I know... that I am going to get hate stares for this

But since when has Feminism cared about historical facts? Or facts in general?

well considering it's a very large umbrella concept and... not... a person?

never

cuz it has no feelings to care about things

and the people who subscribe to it are as varied as anything else similar in scope?

[Neonivek]

and the people who subscribe to it are as varied as anything else similar in scope?

Indeed.

Just bugs me the amount of leeway the political group "Feminism" can get away with, quite a bit.

I'd be just as mad if Liberals were allowed to amend historical articles with false information because they are the "good guys". Regardless of the fact that the vast majority of Liberals aren't part of that.

Not that Liberals and Conservatives haven't gotten away with their fare share of dubiousness in the name of their cause (Or that they aren't getting away with it right now)... Just that an ordinary person isn't going to write them a check or consider it "Acceptable" except perhaps in a defeatist way. NOR is a person who did bring up the dubiousness a target of sedition. Which is why it REALLY bugs me when Feminism does it.

Basically sometimes I feel like they are like a Renaissance Period Catholic/Protestant Church.