Really, *ANY* sugarless candy containing large amounts of Maltitol will do this. This has led me to the notion that one can brutally destroy an office with the following culinary delight, but I have so far not been brave enough to test it.
1) Procure some tasty Fiber One bars. These are surprisingly tasty, but DEADLY. The one time I foolishly ate one, I had deep colon gas production that could sustain 15 second farts, in rapid succession. It was unpleasant. VERY unpleasant. They are however, quite tasty. Like a Granola bar.
2) Procure some sugar free soft caramels.
Yes, they do indeed exist.3) Procure some sugar free marshmallow creme.
This looks especially horrible. Ingredients prominently list Innulin, a chickory root fiber-- the very stuff found in the fiber one bar. I don't think I need to explain further.4) Procure some sugar free chocolate.
5) Procure some Olestra. (Hard to find these days, but used to be sold under the Olean brand name.) It is
Infamous in its side effects.
Crunch up the fiber one bars, and pretend you are making rice crispy treats, only using Olestra instead of butter (optional, add some artificial butter flavor, but use sparingly.), and using the sugar free marshmallow cream. Once all baked up, drizzle the confection squares with the sugar free caramel and chocolate.
TELL NO ONE what they are made from. Place them inconspicuously on a festive paper platter, in a well traveled area. Place a dish of sugar free gummybears in close proximity.
Bonus points if you do this about 20 minutes before the scheduled team meetings.