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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14864014 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121666 on: May 06, 2017, 07:43:01 am »

I think I just cooked the least food food I've seen in... years. Microwaved boil-in-bag rice, with dried ground beef. Stirring the "beef" around made a noise that sounded exactly like rubber. Tastes alright, though. Probably has more to do with the noodle seasoning and added teriyaki sauce, but regardless it's amazing inoffensive considering what it is.

Still, I think I've finally figured out the secret to ye' old cafeteria hamburgers of bare edibility. Damn things are cut with plant stuff, which explains basically everything. Bastard heresy against meat is a deformed hybrid of burger and veggie burger, lacking the advantages of either.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121667 on: May 06, 2017, 08:12:45 am »

Damn things are cut with plant stuff, which explains basically everything.

Of course it does!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121668 on: May 06, 2017, 08:19:36 am »

Many (or even most) cheap heavily processed meats like hamburger patties are in significant part made of cereals. It's depressing and the main reason I don't eat them much.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121669 on: May 06, 2017, 08:39:44 am »

i stole my roommate's fruitloops because i presume he stole my oatmeal.

i was in a hurry to pack this morning since i fell into bed last night  but i think i got the short end here
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121670 on: May 06, 2017, 08:44:52 am »

Get something nastier than oatmeal next time. I am thinking something like generic cocoa flavored cream of wheat or something.
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« Reply #121671 on: May 06, 2017, 11:06:49 am »

If there are two things I loved as a kid and I am surprised I still love them as an adult they are:

Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwiches

and Kraft Dinner (Macaroni and artificial cheese)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121672 on: May 06, 2017, 11:46:52 am »

Elvis Presley sandwiches are the shiz.
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« Reply #121673 on: May 06, 2017, 11:58:39 am »

They're literally to die for
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« Reply #121674 on: May 06, 2017, 12:06:08 pm »

Many (or even most) cheap heavily processed meats like hamburger patties are in significant part made of cereals. It's depressing and the main reason I don't eat them much.
...My gma would literally mix corn flakes into hamburger patties.  I really liked it...  Maybe it just tasted familiar.  I've never been a fan of beef though, hamburger (AKA heavily processed and surrounded with seasoning and bread) was the one exception.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121675 on: May 06, 2017, 12:15:18 pm »

Your grandmother also probably used quality cereal and better meat too.

Ive always been a firm believer that you get what you pay for.  The scams and logos and trademarks aside, you get what you pay for.  When a product comes with 'but wait there's more' bargains, theres a reason for it.

And Ive recently become much more aware of exactly how much money a retailer can make off their product.  50% is often considered light for some places, and how much do you think $300 jeans cost to make; and the labor of selling them is what?
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« Reply #121676 on: May 06, 2017, 12:32:12 pm »

Many (or even most) cheap heavily processed meats like hamburger patties are in significant part made of cereals. It's depressing and the main reason I don't eat them much.
...My gma would literally mix corn flakes into hamburger patties.  I really liked it...  Maybe it just tasted familiar.  I've never been a fan of beef though, hamburger (AKA heavily processed and surrounded with seasoning and bread) was the one exception.

Oh, adding a binding agent is one thing. I do that too. What I'm talking about is 30-50% cereals, and an appreciable fraction lardish stuff. Technically more than half of it might have come from an animal, but the texture and the taste are about as closely related to a pure patty as a piece of mud's are to a piece of Lindt chocolate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121677 on: May 06, 2017, 01:15:44 pm »

Get something nastier than oatmeal next time. I am thinking something like generic cocoa flavored cream of wheat or something.

What's nasty about oatmeal? You can do a lot with oatmeal. Usually I go for the fairly stand honey or sugar, but salt is apparently a thing, too. Evidently something I should do more of given where I come from, but ah well.

Re: cutting meat with things: I can't eat high quality sausages because I grew up on the UK sausages, which are cut with various things that probably shouldn't be eaten.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121678 on: May 06, 2017, 01:29:01 pm »

You know, I have never eaten fruitloops. It is one of those things that I would like to do if I visited America, I imagine they taste rather nice.

Never was much for breakfast, however. Coffee, tobacco, perhaps some olives and a tile of crispbread is about as advanced as it gets.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #121679 on: May 06, 2017, 01:48:32 pm »

fruit loops, at least the name brand stuff, is actually not shabby.  Its a treat, and if you eat it about as often as you wouldd have a slice of cake or candy it would be fine.

its sweet, but not overwhelmingly so.


the off-brand stuff, fruiti-oh, sweet circles, rainbow-Os, parrot circles, or whatever other cheesy name, on the other hand, give honest hardworking cereals a bad name
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