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[Descan]

That reminds me, I want a Napoleon Bonaparte body pillow. You know the painting I'm talking about; It's exactly the right dimensions.

[Comrade P.]

Anyone ever get the impression that Willy Wonka was full of it and behind the tour was a much more normal ACTUAL factory?
I mean... the Chocolate River actually seems less effective the more I think about it.

He probably outsourced the actual production facility to the backwater country he found Oompa-loompas in, duh. And a little theme park back home. He might be a freaky capitalist, but a capitalist he is.

[MrRoboto75]

Soda is about as healthy as slug-rears.

Pepsi is great as a peace offering, though.

Every time I open a letter I'm disappointed that it's not just a big handful of used syringes, anthrax dust and scorpions.

Man, getting stuff in the mail used to be fun

[Greiger]

In the real factory is an all robotic workforce.  You never see trucks deliver any supplies to the factory.  Thus clearly all the factory's output is made from Oompa loompa clones.  Brutally fed into the machines live when they come of age to extract the ingredients from their living flesh.  All the candy is made from oompa loompa sugar which is highly concentrated in the oompa loompa body, and the coloration is from their hair, blood and bones. 

The ones we see in the movies are simply the insane psychopathic ones that have long since snapped, surrounded by their fellows in candy and chocolate forms, knowing full well the horrible process that takes place behind locked doors.  Why do they show no emotion, even when singing, even when horrible things are actively happening to the humans around them.  They have personally seen loved ones fed into the sugar extractor, stared into their eyes as the machine ripped still living flesh from still living bones with blades dulled by time and felt... nothing....

* Greiger needs Dr Pepper to get through the working day.

EDIT: My sister told me something similar to that story the first time I saw the original C&tCF.  It has become head canon all my life.

[Arx]

From what I have seen, people just make acronyms up and sometimes they catch on.

Welp, now I have to mail you a trophy.

You can wire $300 to my secure Swiss bank account. Once I've got that, I can pay my friend the prince of Niger the money he needs to buy a new bank card and he'll repay it.


This is incredibly impressive. I mean, writing code to perform a limited subset of trivial calculations step-by-step is unpleasant. Integrating step-by-step? Wooow.

[TheBiggerFish]

Napoleon Bonaparte actually being 5'6".

[pisskop]

shhhh.

stop ruining my stereotypes

[MrRoboto75]

Napoleon Bonaparte actually being 5'6".

Literally undatable according to some women.

[Gentlefish]

LSHMSFOAIDMT

[Arx]

Now, I'm very, very good at reversing acronyms, but I wouldn't have got that one.

[Gentlefish]

It's my favorite 'real' acronym for a reason. No one who doesn't know it can figure it out. Like, at all It's abbr'd for those who can see that in case you're not curious enough for a google search.

[pisskop]

It sounds kinky.

[hops]

Lobster Shared Hiveminds Make Some Freaking Outlandish Aliases I Don't Measure To

[Sirus]

I am pleased to see the WTF thread living up to its name today. Carry on.

[pisskop]

hey, you guys ever think about keeping a journal forlater reading?

Ima do it.  If I dont itll just keep coming back.