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[Putnam]

Rule 34. Everything has porn. It should not be a surprise to anyone, ever, and I have absolutely no idea why Undertale makes people reel when literally everything else ever made has pornography for it.

[Neonivek]

Rule 34. Everything has porn. It should not be a surprise to anyone, ever, and I have absolutely no idea why Undertale makes people reel when literally everything else ever made has pornography for it.

The USUAL suspects for things that don't have Rule 34... are things that are super obscure and unpopular.

Why something SUPER popular wouldn't have a rule 34 is beyond me...

Do I have to bring up sex with Taco Hell again?

[Sirus]

There are some things I would be vaguely surprised to find porn of, if only because those things are relatively obscure, incredibly mundane, or extremely specific.

Undertale is not one of those things.

[Frumple]

Rule 34. Everything has porn. It should not be a surprise to anyone, ever, and I have absolutely no idea why Undertale makes people reel when literally everything else ever made has pornography for it.

I mean, if I had to guess it's because of emotional involvement mixed with a bit of naivety about where boundaries (don't) exist in regards to things like, say, incest taboos. People seem to get pretty involved in the game, which for the unaccustomed can make it difficult to look at the thing from that particular angle. In retrospect I can see it, even with my last post expressing surprise at the surprise.

[Yottawhat]

Honestly, the only WTF about that is the fact that you thought there wouldn't be porn of Undertale.

[Dunamisdeos]

I mean don't you go to Taco Bell and go "Ohh gawd! I'd totally have sex with this Taco"?

Of course not... because Taco Bell is created by Satan...

This raises far more questions than it answers.

[Gunner-Chan]

You can have sex with the taco, but you gotta put the diablo sauce on it first.

[Frumple]

And now I'm reminded spicy lubricant is probably a thing that exists. For once, I don't think I'm going to check. Some things you can do without knowing.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm not sure what the advantage of that would be.

[Yottawhat]

For the rare combination of masochist and lover of spicy food?

[Gunner-Chan]

How is that combination rare at all? I started going for spicy shit at all because I'm a masochist to begin with. ... Or am I some kinda weird outlier?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The advantage of highly spicy food is the exact same as in masochism, forced release of endorphins. But as spicy isn't a true flavor and there are better options if you're just in it for the pain, spicy lubricant remains weird.

N-not that I would know anything about a depraved and unamerican practice like masochism, of course.

[Frumple]

It ain't about efficiency, MSH. Better options don't mean they have to be used. Sometimes a critter just wants the KY to have some kick.

[Rolan7]

Yeah, that doesn't sound safe at all.  It's hard not to bite into a chorizo.

[Eric Blank]

Sounds painful. But I'm absolutely positive there are people who would try it.