Today's vehicle puzzle for the mechanically illiterate: Remove one bolt from an engine, so that it may be removed. Which bolt? You don't know. Where is it on the machine? You don't know. What does it look like? Don't know. Direction necessary to approach it? Probably from below! Remember class, you're hunting for the one bolt still anchoring the engine to the rest of the machine. Hope that winch is in good shape!
Only instructions given that can actually be understood by someone that has no idea what the fuck the parts of an engine are? "Just take bolts out until you get the right one." The right one, that you have no idea which it is.
Like. I appreciate being called in instead of trying to kill yourself doing it on your own, fellow house person, but. Maybe finding someone who actually has some inkling as to what the blue hell they're doing would be a better idea. Just... throwing that out there.
Now to go back outside (85f, 55% humidity, springtime bug resurgence) and poke at a motor some more in hopes of both figuring out which goddamn bolt needs to be removed and managing to do so without ending up in more pieces than I currently am. If I don't post somewhere within a week or two, assume I'm either in the hospital, bled out after losing an extremity, or got crushed by a falling engine block. Goddamn hoarding broken car nonsense.