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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14511760 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119220 on: March 11, 2017, 11:50:00 pm »

What was #3 though?

I kid you not, #3 is "Pause (With Anticipation)".

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119221 on: March 12, 2017, 12:24:06 am »

Good job, Tom.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119222 on: March 12, 2017, 12:55:35 am »

PAT, PAT, PAT.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119223 on: March 12, 2017, 01:15:13 am »

Good job, Pat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119224 on: March 12, 2017, 01:17:23 am »

PAT, PAT, PAT.

But I did not PREPARE FOR BACK PAT
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119225 on: March 12, 2017, 02:17:46 am »

What would happen if they paused without anticipation?

Also, someone could make a good pun with Anticipation
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119226 on: March 12, 2017, 04:18:26 am »

Shhh.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119227 on: March 12, 2017, 05:16:18 am »

Why did I pull an all-nighter watching Harry Potter movies? I did not need this, sure it's Sunday and there isn't that much to do, but holy crap is this going to be one long day.
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« Reply #119228 on: March 12, 2017, 05:22:29 am »

#2 doesn't look so casual. If someone approached me that way I'd suspect they're up to something
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« Reply #119229 on: March 12, 2017, 05:34:18 am »

I think the 'message' is in the overly complicated nature.
So it's like 'You don't need these stupid signs to give your kid a pat. Pat your kid'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119230 on: March 12, 2017, 07:02:53 am »

Goddamn time change, I lost an hour of sleep, and time-based events on my 3DS games are locked for a day because of changing the clock.

Actually, I lost several hours of sleep, because one of the dogs was scratching on my parents door all night. And when I finally got up to get out of bed, I have a sinus infection.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119231 on: March 12, 2017, 07:44:02 am »

Why is it that early 3d arcade shooters had environment destruction and visible enemy location damage.

But the further ahead you go the less and less you see it until it just flat out stops.

I mean Time Crisis it was the BEST part of the game (Environment damage)... House of the Dead was the same deal (enemy damage)

Also it is 2017 why isn't there more visible damage? Golden Eye at least had blood splatters show up on enemies sometimes (Scientists especially)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119232 on: March 12, 2017, 07:45:17 am »

You say blood spatters, you mean red staining :P
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« Reply #119233 on: March 12, 2017, 07:46:23 am »

I think the 'message' is in the overly complicated nature.
So it's like 'You don't need these stupid signs to give your kid a pat. Pat your kid'.
'Slike those Translink signs describing 'train etiquette'.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #119234 on: March 12, 2017, 08:16:22 am »

Why is it that early 3d arcade shooters had environment destruction and visible enemy location damage.

But the further ahead you go the less and less you see it until it just flat out stops.

I mean Time Crisis it was the BEST part of the game (Environment damage)... House of the Dead was the same deal (enemy damage)

Also it is 2017 why isn't there more visible damage? Golden Eye at least had blood splatters show up on enemies sometimes (Scientists especially)
RE: location damage: it's easier to model damage when the models themselves are simpler. When you are dealing with more realistic models, it's harder to have realistic-looking damage.

But, and this goes for both the location damage and the blood: sometimes blood is enough to get your game a mature rating. And a mature rating is sometimes enough to get certain retailers refuse to sell your game.
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